Jayden bond

Cute darkskin has a nice body knows how to speak to women and good at sports . and can eat a mean plate of ads cheeks .

Jayden bond must be a winner

by Jejehh August 7, 2017

Bush bond

Bush bond is cop slang for when an an officer has sex with a woman he has detained in exchange for letting her go free. As in, she posted bond with her bush.

Tim Harris tried to claim that sex with victim Lorraine Harris was a bush bond, and that it was her suggestion.

by MrsMuffins130 September 26, 2022

sleep bond

the act of requiring someone to go to sleep when it's past midnight

please pick someone else to sleep bond, I will stay awake no matter what you say

by echkno July 18, 2025

Mr. Bond

God

Your creepy social studies teacher that everyone thinks is a psychopath. But yet you think he is God because he watches over his children

Mr. Bond is so creepy yall

by It's. Ya. Boi. Ellie_ May 13, 2018

Zara bond

Hottest girl ever

“Omg is that zara bond, hold me I’m gonna faint she’s too hot.”

by Hot dog gulper October 30, 2021

Pull a Bond

When you actually shart or defecate in your pants.

Bro1: Damn bro, are you all right ? What’s that smell ? Did you Pull a Bond ?

Bro2: Yup, I think I just pulled a Bond

by TheFrance October 12, 2022

Joe Bonds

The personification of nobody. When your own company is so good that hanging out with others starts to feel lacklustre.

"Wanna grab drinks after work?"
"I can't, I'm chilling with Joe Bonds"

by grimeysox September 30, 2022