dopey bastard

ex. Penguins can't fly you dopey bastard
by RacistPenutButter May 31, 2016
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Bastard-saurus

A bastard of colossal proportions. An epicly bastardly bastard with bastard on top, with bastard-fuck filling and bastard sprinkles on top.

A bastardly fuckpile. A bastard sandwich.
"It is you, my friend, who is the bastard. In fact, you are a resolute bastard, a bastard-saurus, to be positively punctuative."
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douche bastard

It's like the next level of douchebaggery. When you can't decide to call somebody a douche bag or a bastard.
That guy with the popped collar is a real douche bastard
by giant in Korea April 19, 2011
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dick bastard

simply a dick without a father i.e a dildo. often used as an insult.
omg renee i was going through your room and i found this dick bastard here.
by thehora July 11, 2010
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billy bastard

Billy Bastard, A member of the regulator gang, that rode with Billy The Kid, Used in The movie " Young Guns 2"
" Your all Billy Y'know you Billy Bastards"
by MysticTaxos June 25, 2017
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Bastard Load

James: My dog ate a bastard load of apples and now has really crook guts.

Cam: Fuck mate, your dog must be as fat as a seal.
by Towball April 29, 2009
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Bastard Cannon

In an online multiplayer video game when someone uses a rocket launcher or rifle mounted grenade launcher. Generally any weapon with a large kill radius and a low required skill. Fired at random.
Similar to a "noob-tube" but fired at random areas in the hope of easy kills rather than at players.
Argh, I ran out and got killed by the bastard cannon!
by Otarion August 26, 2008
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