Willy Lonka

A Willy Lonka is the Black African who has been liberated from his shackles and totally forgotten his dark past. He now works as a farmer of chocolate plants.

Person 1: Hey is that a Willy Lonka?

Person 2: Think so...

Person 3: He's growin the big chocolate. Bigger than Willy himself.

Person 1 (again) : Jeez he's lookin pretty happy deez days. He's the new Willy Wonka!

Willy Lonka is a new liberated black man. He's making chocolate better than that English cnt. We're proud that chocolate is being made by people who really understand its complexities. Willy Lonka is the new Willy Wonka.

by Jack Herrer January 16, 2019

The Willie Bobo

Dick, penis or Johnson

I was in a dark corner of the strip club and when no one was looking the stripper started sucking the The Willie Bobo.

by Road hustler September 6, 2022

podcast willy

When a professional talk radio broadcaster burns all their bridges due to controversial content, FCC/gov't fines and loss of advertisers, gets fired from their paid job on terrestrial or satellite radio and ends up podcasting for free.

If Bubba's contract with Sirius isn't renewed, he's likely to end up Podcast Willy.

by Zice April 11, 2009

Willy wattle

Willy wattle: sagging stretchy skin from ball bag

He was on all fours in front of me baring his willy wattle

by Elab September 13, 2016

Willy Play

To play with someones willy or to have your willy played with by someone else. It could be used to describe mutual masturbation.

I'm going to meet my fuck buddy for some willy play later.

by littlemrham May 11, 2018

Willy Kahler

A Man-Slag known by half of Essex... Not for good reason. Sends almost more nudes to girls than boys. (It's close) (Never been leaked... yet) Starts fights with all the boys of his snap but never backs it up. Toxic.

A: Yo I'm talking to this really cool dude.
L: Oh let's see.
A: His name is Willy Kahler
L: Oh I got with him
E: Oh shit same
A: Ew what a whore.

by anonymous376740 September 5, 2022

willie banjo

Pulling out your willie extending it and then strumming your pubes like your playing the banjo .

Last night i jumped in on Colin playing computer games and i pulled out my Willie Banjo and played him a merry tune .

by kevmacsooside December 6, 2011