Dead Wed is act the act of of promising. It is used when promising to someone similar to the word “bible” but much better. When writing Dead Wec it always starts in capitals because it is cool like that
Cool dude: “Please don’t tell anyone man”
Cool man: “Don’t worry man I won’t”
Cool dude: “Dead Wed”?
Cool man: “Yes, Dead Wed
Cool man: “Don’t worry man I won’t”
Cool dude: “Dead Wed”?
Cool man: “Yes, Dead Wed
by Y0ungd4gg3rd1ck June 16, 2018
Get the dead wedmug. The phenomenon when a couple you think are great for each other always edge about getting married or tease tying the knot, but stomp out the idea or just play it off as a joke. The couple in question could just be indecisive or doing it on purpose.
I really wish they would just take the dive instead of leaving me wedding blue-balled all the time. I mean they're perfect for each other!
We can only be wedding blue-balled so many times you two!
We can only be wedding blue-balled so many times you two!
by Smugumin July 6, 2021
Get the wedding blue-balledmug. 
by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 9, 2025
Get the Someone Might Have To Die Holding On To The Wedding Wordmug. it has its pros and cons. Its about 40% of a fun dance . Its mostly always your family members . People tend to ruin all your fun in it though
A wedding is an event that stopped being fun because you coudnt keep up a skinny bet with god or weight.
by temple girl April 25, 2025
Get the weddingmug. where two popular (for no reason) es users get together for a e-wedding.
possibly the most awful thing you'll ever see.
possibly the most awful thing you'll ever see.
user 1: hey did you see those ES weddings by shoki and eren?
user 2: yeah that shit is so cringe, im not going.
user 2: yeah that shit is so cringe, im not going.
by mewkoz April 21, 2022
Get the ES weddingsmug. I know Tom and Dave are married but they're both really flirty with women, almost like a carnation wedding.
by GangsterRapperBigCheeseMcGee August 26, 2025
Get the Carnation Weddingmug.