Farm to table

When someone poops into your hands and you immediately put the poop in your mouth.

Jessica is coming over later for some farm to table deliciousness.

by Tacojohn666 May 1, 2019

clean table

When a man ejaculates on to a female, or male's chest and then they rub it around until the chest is shiny like a clean table.

"Dude i totally gave Sally a clean table last night; when it dried she had to scratch the crust off. HAHA!!!

by Incinerator1990 April 28, 2006

Bacon Table

When you bend someone over and place a box of bacon on their back, and at the same time fuck them in the ass. They are very useful in restaurants when having to cook large quantities of bacon.

Did you see the new waitress? I'd like to use her as my bacon table.

by KingofAlltons June 26, 2010

table sauce

1. Something invented when you only have a little bit of every type of condiment, precipitating their combination to gather enough bulk to spread this super-condiment onto one piece of bread. That super-condiment becomes table sauce, aka "yo special shit."

2. It's the sauce you crave when you're high. And it has honey in it you think.

I like to spice up my cheese sandwiches with some table sauce.

by bubbarella August 7, 2011

Under The Table

A term coined by user “mr. floof” on a YouTube comment, being under the table is when someone is out of the closet, but has to act straight in public when with their same sex partner. It’s usually due to being afraid that homophobic people might try to mess with them or be rude.

Girlfriend 1: “Babe, why won’t you hold my hand?”
Girlfriend 2: “Shh, I’m under the table right now! I think I just spotted a homophobe giving us a weird look.”

by 🍓 s t r a w b e r r y 🍓 January 28, 2021

side table

the table next to a bed or couch... commonly used by older people from Maine

"I leave my false teeth in a glass of water on the side table when i sleep."

by i love celery seed April 3, 2008

took the table

took the table or take the table is a poker term used when one person ends up with all the money.

I played texas hold em for the first time and took the table.

by The Kez May 16, 2005