Dagobah Reach Around

When your partner jumps on your back, latches their arms and legs around you and proceeds to give you a reach around while you go about doing tasks around the house. All while talking dirty in Yoda's voice.

My partner was really horny but I had a lot to do around the house, so the game me a Dagobah Reach Around

by Mike was whore's key May 1, 2023

columbian reach-around

The Columbian Reach-Around is a technique in videogames invented by Mr. Carl where you take the path around the enemies' spawn and, using only smgs and or pistols, kill all the remaining opponents as they plant.

The game was 15 to 14, and there was only two enemies and one friendly. He rushes around enemy spawn and headshots the opponents from the path that they took: A perfect Columbian Reach-Around.

by Mr Carl December 28, 2015

*reach around not included

To get thoroughly screwed on something so that only the other party benefits but you don’t. Get screwed in the ass without getting a courtesy handjob.

Dude 1: “My roommate moved out before the lease was up and took my TV”

Dude 2: “Damn, bro. *reach around not included, huh?”

by The Fratriarch May 31, 2023

Bane Reach

A reach for a check one does not intend to pay. Usually very slow and obviously half hearted.

I went on a date with a hot girl last night and she gave me the bane reach.

by Professor Giggles July 14, 2018

guatemalan reach round

When ya best mate will wank you off for a fiver

All I want is a Guatemalan reach round

by Horracewallace July 13, 2017

Manila Embassy Reach Around

When you see that the Manila embassy or any other embassy processes student visas and tourist visas during Covid, but doesnt do anything for American petitioned family based visas, such as K1.

Wow I've been waiting on my fiancee Visa for 9 months. Even during the pandemic, the embassy has been giving handies to tourists and students nonstop. But has refused to help us. I'm a victim of the Manila Embassy Reach around.

by Garglefart December 3, 2020

Wendys Reach-around

This is when you are fucking you partner from the back while eating a Wendy's Asiago Ranch Classic Chicken Club and she is holding a Large Pineapple Mango Lemonade (No Ice). You shove your wang deeper in her and Reach around for the Large Pineapple Mango Lemonade (No Ice), while still eating the Asiago Ranch Classic Chicken Club you slam the Large Pineapple Mango Lemonade (No Ice) and creampie in the cup.

Partner 1: I'm going to give you that good Wendys Reach-around
Partner 2: Yes honey please, bust in that cup

by JimmyNeutron56 February 2, 2023