porky pie

A lie the scottish use

Britt:Did you hear that Jenn and Stew is still dating?
Stosh: Thats a porky pie he stoped talkin to her in July!

by Jennifer16 September 28, 2006

finger pie

Female sexual stimulation by inserting a finger in the vagina. A form of petting.

'Four of fish and finger pie in summer' -- The Beatles, Penny Lane. Paul McCartney explained this as 'A bit of dirt for the boys back home.'

by starflier December 8, 2003

Pie exchange

1) n. compensation for stolen girl scout cookies.

2) v. the process of having a senior citizen mud butt in someone's hand and then throwing at on the first seen innocent girl scout.

1) We must conduct a pie exchange you rat bastard!
2) When I get my AARP card we are pie exchange errybody.

by slippery dingo March 8, 2011

jelly pie

when you rub your girl's ass so hard a jelly-like substance oozes out and you use it as lubricant for anal

See her? I gave that girl a jelly pie last night.

by TheDankestPepe September 2, 2016

everberry pie

A pie made out of everberries in the Infinity Blade universe. Siris always wanted to taste it but was never allowed to since he had to follow strict training.

Everberry pie is the best pie!

by Ryth March 23, 2013

Glam Pie

When two people are participating in sexual intercourse, the man will pull out and ejaculate on the females face and throw glitter at her.

"Dan Painter pissed me off so I glam pied his sorry ass"

by Shayna Farnan February 18, 2009

beard pie

The creamy, possibly crusty residue after aggressive, more-often-than-not effective, cunnilingus.

"Hey there dude, saving that for later"-pointing to smuck in a friends beard.

"Naw bro, came straight from my ladie's house, eating beard pie.

by Lady Dink May 6, 2015