The kamikaze position

The kamikaze position is when a female is on her back naked and has her hips thrusted up in a position where her vagina is open. Then the male host gets on top of a ladder, completely naked, and swings around and around on a ceiling fan three times until he yells bonsai and dives onto the female host penis first and penetrates her vagina like a kamikaze pilot would when sinking a ship.

Did you know that Forest can do the kamikaze position perfectly with Jenny. She said it felt as if Japan had given her the best penetration she had ever felt.

by Eston555855 December 12, 2020

CatDog Position

The CatDog Position is a sexual position in which two individuals (usually both male unless one or both parties are females wearing a strap-on dildo) sit on their hands and knees, and adjust themselves so that each party can insert their penis into the anus of the other.

It's name comes from the Nickelodeon television program, CatDog. The main characters of the show are a cat and a dog fused together, both facing in different directions.

dude: "yo! did Chase tell you about how he and his girlfriend were 'CatDoggin' it last night?"

homie: "Bruh, the CatDog Position? He says she didn't have any trouble with the strap-on and shit?"

dude: "I guess not, but damn that's some kinky shit man."

homie: "Hell yeah dude, imma see if your mom is down to 'CatDog' some time."

dude: "Cmon, not cool dude. Her and my dad just divorced like a week ago."

homie: "It's called we do a little trolling, we do a little trolling."

by RayWilliamJohnson(real) October 18, 2021

Cock positive

A female who’s attitude is only positive/jovial around the opposite sex. See Cock fiend.

Lisa: She's a missirable bitch that one.
Dan: She seems pretty upbeat to me.
Lisa: Yeah, that's coz she's cock positive

by Clint Beancake November 28, 2012

Ds Position

Also known as the ‘d1ck sucking position’

A: omg look at joe
B: manspreading is so hot omg
A: yes bro hes literally in the ds position🤭

by Harrysmuse March 15, 2023

GoKart Position

When in doggy position, the giver grabs onto their hair and places both feet in front of their knees... and pretends to ride a go kart, probably not the smoothest road, or slow

one hand can hold their hair, other can grab their arm or fish hook them as to engage the shifter

GoKart Position aka Derby style position Racing

So what are you doing for your honeymoon?

We plan on GoKarting...

Wanna race?

Only if it means were taking our wives GoKarting
Have you seen gas prices, of course thats what i meant, you really think i meant race racing?

( couples GoKart together)

Nascar, would be the orgy version of GoKarting

Rally car racing is the group version

Demolition derby when things get out of control in a variety of ways... Good, Bad, and ugly , usually good with FF action

AKA Derby Racing your wife except simulating horse racing

by SoapySardines aka Dorian June 13, 2018

final position

either
a) the final position in sex
b) final position before the funeral

Erin: Man I saw someone in their final position!
Scout: Which one😏

by thecoolestperson April 30, 2022

Air Position

The act of which lifting someone up while engaging in a sexual act and accidently flinging them when tired

ah fuck im sorry i dint mean to do the air position

by Brownie Nest tea November 5, 2022