missile shiner

A person who says they’d join the military but they can’t because of some bullshit excuse

John is a missile shiner he said he can’t enlist because of his small penis

by Kody_6226 September 8, 2020

siberian missile

When a person shoots a hard poop that gets pushed out releasing diarrhea that it was blocking.

“Hey man I just did a Siberian missile”

by SilentTeller July 17, 2022

Piss Missile

A piss middle is often seen at Just The Tip’s old man softball games. These missiles are not to be messed with and should be fielded with care to risk injury if one was to not exit the premises. Slop says so. Bet on it.

During the game with The Late Show there were plenty of piss missiles to be seen. Not many were caught.

by Just a Tip August 2, 2022

hate-missile

A balled up fist ready to punch an opponent.

Watch out for the hate-missile it's about to fly!

by Mr. Robotron June 14, 2017

Sunny missile

A piss which is suddenly and uncontrollably released after holding it in for a while

Today I was stuck in traffic on my way to work. I didn't use the toilet before leaving the house so I had to let out a sunny missile right on my leather car seats.

by Bat made of donkey leather April 14, 2024

LGM-25C Missile

In LGM-25C Missile Stage I Contained Three Gyros And The Autopilot

The Titan II or LGM-25C Missile development performance turned out of a 1959 ascent program which analyzed joining an in-silo launch ability and advanced first and second stage aircraft engines for the Titan I.1 In 1960, these schedules was formally reeling off into the Titan II or LGM-25C Missile master plan and arranged under the east-west direction of the Titan I creator, the Martin Company.... READ MORE

by crazyunic August 20, 2021

cruise missile

A big cock

He wished his cruise missile was in Allison

by Anonymous1+32 June 8, 2023