Haleems mum

The pengest munch

Have you ever seen Haleems mum? She eats curry lol

by Thomas Naylor October 3, 2020

Ur mum

Your mum

Your mother the person who gave birth to you

10 year old kid: DUDE I FUCKED UR MUM LAST NIGHT IT WAS AWESOME

by I_d_f_k_b_t_c April 6, 2023

Ur mum

Ur mum is the absolute best, original, wittiest, and well thought out insult known to man.

Guy 1- Stop hitting my ribcage with a metal bar

Guy 2- I'm doing ur mum

by Lil faggoty fag June 10, 2022

Ur mum

The person who shoved you outa her pussy so that you could live. Thanks mom.

Ur mum is gay

by Jesus the holy spirit May 15, 2019

mum act

The act of not responding when asked an important question, typically via email or voicemail. Often used in the hope that the problem will just go away.

Damn! My boss's is really giving me the mum act about my raise request.

by Mikee P March 27, 2008

Ya Mum

when you want to come up with a good comeback but doesn't have time to make one

Shut up ill do ya mum

by WHATS UP FUCKERS March 1, 2019

Ya mum

The answer to every question, and many a witty joke can be made with this!

Person: What are you doing?

Person2: Ya mum

Person: That joke's so old and boring

Person 2: So's ya mum!

by Hev15394 March 20, 2008