i lead you to die

incredible teleboarder. see teleboards.

I Lead You To Die is my god.

by Mike. January 29, 2005

lead rule

The negative outcome of the Golden Rule.

You treat me like shit and I will do the same, no questions asked.

Karen decided to take her Kareness out on me, so I gave her a taste of the Lead Rule.

by slangctionary November 8, 2021

2-0 lead

When a team in a sport is up by a score of 2-0 but end up blowing the lead in the end.

“Yo Cael did you see that PSG blew a 2-0 lead in the Champions League to Real Madrid”
“Fuck You!”

by lebumdum March 12, 2022

kidney lead

The thing you have if a bullet travels up your urethra and into your kidneys

Jim: Aw fuck, some wanker gave me kidney lead!
Tommy: Just piss it out.

by Thebirdman567 May 14, 2021

Lead Foot

A person who is known for driving way too fast.

"Tony has a lead foot. It's a wonder how he's still alive, let alone legally allowed to drive. If you ever have to travel anywhere in a hurry, he's your man. Otherwise, make sure you're never in a vehicle where he's behind the wheel."

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 12, 2021

Site Lead

Site Lead is a MNC coined job title for the incompetent person who they should have made Managing Director of the business but per experience had to choose her/him as the head of the business who operationally manages the Site and nothing more than that. All the decisions are made by their global counterpart.

Michael Scott is a great Site Lead. He is good with office operations and throwing parties. Poor guy, can't take shots, his decisions are made by his boss sitting in San Diego.

by sesha36 August 15, 2021

Lead Man Ass

NOUN: Complicated medical condition resulting from sitting too long on one's dead ass. Presents with the following symptoms: Easily irritable, Pot Belly, Reddening Hair, Erectile Dysfunction.

"Man, I heard he got Lead Man Ass!"
"That's terrible!"

by Thatonedudeattherailroad June 8, 2021