Lead Mong

Dog owner who walks their dog on a lead in an area were it's very common for dogs to be off lead (dog park, large fields, woods)

Lead Mongs are often poor dog owners often walking nervous or aggressive dog displaying weak body language the dog picks up on.

We got to lead him for a second there is a lead Mong ahead.

by HiggsHighway March 5, 2021

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leading lady

1) Main chick

I want you to be happy, even if that means I'm not the leading lady in your life.

by Alienhuman April 13, 2021

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All Roads Lead to Dome

When she tells you she'll give you head no matter how the night goes.

"Buy me dinner and I'll make sure all roads lead to dome."

by ChanceD May 7, 2021

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Leaded Generation

The name of the demographic cohort between the "Silent" generation and "Generation X," currently called the "Baby Boomer" generation. After the waning of Baby Boomer political power, approx 2030-2040, the newly predominant Millennial generation will update the name of the Baby Boomer generation to the Leaded Generation.

This new name will describe the generation's selfish and misguided behavior, as well imply the causal link between poor decision making and exposure to lead sources (such as lead paint and leaded gas) which were common pollutants prior to the Clean Air Act and other regulatory action.

1) Many families owned homes before the Leaded Generation ruined it for everyone.

2) "Freedom for me but not for thee" - Common Leaded Generation adage

by amotherfuckingsorcerer May 9, 2021

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Lead Man Ass

NOUN: Complicated medical condition resulting from sitting too long on one's dead ass. Presents with the following symptoms: Easily irritable, Pot Belly, Reddening Hair, Erectile Dysfunction.

"Man, I heard he got Lead Man Ass!"
"That's terrible!"

by Thatonedudeattherailroad June 8, 2021

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