confused honking

when someone says somthing you dont understand or when something happens and you dont know whats going on
person a: guys i just ate a rock it was so soft
person b: confused honking
by somegoose January 20, 2021
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Honk

Honk is the coolest person you will ever meet! They are literally- You literally can't disagree, Honk is a definition of funny, cool, amazing, charming, and elegant. They also look so sexy in a suit, if you haven't seen them in a suit you have no life. Honk's friend's sister has a hamster and she named it after Honk! Honk is really attractive and cute and has the greatest friends ever ( shout-out to Kambo, Vani, Niki and Sheep, Dex, and some other wonderful peeps ). They are always stylish and They are just amazing. If you know honk in person, you are incredibely lucky but probably not aware of the curse they put upon you. Anyway, if you didn't know already, honk is perfect, but maybe a little hyper ehhh it doesn't matter right? They also like to abuse their keyboard and spam random stuff like "SDFBGTRHNGJTHYRTJM" but it's not annoying, is it???????? They are an amazing dancer, have you seen their chika dance? NO? YOU HAVE NO LIFE WTHHHHH, ANYWAY I DONT HAVE MUCH MORE SPACE BUT HONK IS JUST AMAZING AND IF YOU THINK OTHERWISE YOU SHOULD GO FUCK YOURSELF. THANK YOU FOR WASTING YOUR TIME HERE.
" DO U KNOW THAT ONE PERSON WITH NO WEAKNESSES, FEARS, AND IMPERFECTIONS??? "
" HUH? YOU MEAN HONK? "
" YES EXACTLY, THEM!! HONK IS AMAZING AM I RIGHT? "
" OFC YOU ARE, WHO DOESN'T LOVE HONK PFFFF "
" YEAH EXACTLY, THEY ARE SO TALL AND HANDSOME AND POG AND FUNI! "
" YESS THEY GIVE ME THE BEST VIBES "
" IKRRRRRR ANYWAY WANNA GO PRAISE HONK WITH ME? "
" SURE THING BBY "
by honksbiggestfan May 13, 2021
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wonk honk

A white supremacist, especially one holding extreme views
The subreddit was banned after being overrun by wonk honks.
by Patrick Zaharychuk January 21, 2025
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Honk out the back

When someone is doing the exact opposite of what they should be doing. Failing at something very easy.
Damn, she gave me attitude for no reason. That B really honk out the back.
by BeahBeah May 10, 2024
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honk shoo

The noise you make when you snore, especially when working from home.
Owen: might honk shoo later
Jim: same, this job is so boring lmao
Mike: what

Terry (the boss): excuse me?
by young-man-forever-young December 13, 2022
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rectul honk

A fart. Expulsion of a loud and proud burst of wind from ones backside
Wow, that was a nasty ass rectul honk dude!
by Eeeny mo August 24, 2017
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Honk Down

to eat voraciously
Did you actually eat egg salad, or did you just honk down on six boiled eggs?
by janesayshi August 23, 2020
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