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Testicle Toyota

A Toyota which has a paper mache penis on its hood that is rammed into a wall.
Today, I finally made my new Testicle Toyota.
by Wyree_Darx May 29, 2016
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testicle porn

Testicle porn, from the Latin origins meaning, to tuck balls behind legs while cumming.

Testi = to tuck

Cules= orgasming greatly.
Dude she was eating my ass and licking my balls...hard...then because I had my junk tuck up between my legs while she was eating it all, so I held it tucked while I came like in testicle porn it was amazing.

I've heard testicle porn is a big new thing, we probably shoulda filmed ourselves doing it.
by Bigdeal1984 March 15, 2017
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Testiclipse

Testiclipse means when you are watching a solar eclipse through your blacked out eclipse sunglass and your friend sneaks up behind you and gives you a Nut Tap.
I was watching the moon pass in front of the sum and all of a sudden my balls were in my throat. I didn't realize it was the testiclipse. Ow! My testicles!
by HurricaneDP August 22, 2017
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testicle milk

The gooey stuff that comes out da schlong.
My girl sure loves to drink testicle milk!
by EkeTIT May 1, 2018
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testicle beads

Testicle beads is a process of first having anal sex, then switching to vaginal while inserting the "sack" into the now wide anus. The woman then tenses up making the hole small again and then you yank your sack out and it makes two popping sounds
I want to try testicle beads with my girlfriend, but I would feel so disgusting doing it
by Foliscious June 27, 2018
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Testical Knockers

A pair of balls tied to your testicles that weighs them down senching a knot tighter around the testicular. The more you move the tighter the knot gets increase pain and pleasure. Eventually when you climax it will release a scream of both pain and excitement at the amazing feeling being released from your tightly knotted testicals and the pain being inflicted upon them.
The Testical Knockers sure do make my climax feel like the acme of perfection.
by MyBitchLikesToSuck July 16, 2018
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testicle terminator

A slut who has sex with a lot of men. A slut that terminates testicles.
Sandra: yo, I went down on the hottest Gilbert last night.
Amanda: damn, you are a real testicle terminator, sandra.
by jonathan0913 August 8, 2018
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