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testicle tits

When a ladies sagging bosoms are covered in hair thus resembling a scrotum
Shes not a gilf ! Shes got testicle tits
by slimboyfat82 May 16, 2018
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testicle head

Noun

- describing a person of low or no intellect whos testicular fortitude replaces their lack of intelligence

- a person who freaks out at everyone in their workplace resulting in said person being terminated and physically removed with police being notified
"can you please give me a good reference even though I called you a fucking moron and all the other things I said"
"I would think not. Now stop being a testicle head"

"Dude your such a fucking testicle head! Why would you think I'd help you after you fucked me over last time!"
by Heavens Problem July 14, 2018
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Tentacle murphy

Holy shit I heard Matthew has a tentacle Murphy hidin in his pants!
by Choppy Tom June 23, 2021
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testicles poetry

this dude writing testicles poetry or something
by Hri7566 August 17, 2022
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Tentacle Job

When a girl sucks on a tentacle of a Hentai monster. It's like a blowjob but in this case a tentacle job.
That hottie in the Hentai scene just blew a monster via tentacle, meaning she sucked on his tentacle and he got off and came in her mouth. A tentacle job is never easy but always a good time.
by Erika Icon June 21, 2023
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Testicle Turret

The action where a man with a rather large penis destroys a females ass with it. After the females ass is loose enough he drops his balls into her butthole. While his balls are in her butthole he spins around and jacks off. When he finally ejaculates he makes noises like a turret shooting all over.
Ali thought there was a real turret in her living room when Tanner dropped his balls in her and gave her the Testicle Turret
by DudeDawgMan December 5, 2009
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Testacular

Testicles + Spectacular = Testacular!

When two males engage in ball to ball action, that is simply out of this world!
"Hey Nick, that Lane guy is always bragging that he has a testacular time with Horhay. Why don't those fagboats keep to themselves." Said Nick.

"Jim, after I pulled out of Bobby's ass, I busted on his face and he said, Mmm Mmm...Testacular!"
by Masteroo December 28, 2007
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