Most likely the future of food on earth and on Mars. Probably save your life. One a day Definitely keeps the doctor away. McDonald’s is very afraid that it won’t be able to co-exist with Teddie Eddie’s. Probably the in between Heaven and hell. Probably make you rich. Probably make you live forever. Probably shoot-in dice with Jesus in Heaven. Buns of gold. Started in the 315 passed the Moon straight to Mars. Up front at the welcome because Women love it, guys wanna be it. Probably a superhero, the kids said it. Make you feel like you’re racing a bunch of mental turtles. Higher than top shelf floatin in a bucket. Ice cream make you feel like cryotherapy. Cookies make a monster. Inclusive line Whole got nothing left out. Just a Clean unprocessed delicious decision.
by Teddie Eddie November 25, 2021
Get the Teddie Eddie’smug. by lybacsvo August 22, 2023
Get the Teddy Bearmug. Im a teddy desir
by Yanutza Perez April 16, 2022
Get the Teddy Desirmug. 
by BeccaHaterNo1 October 31, 2022
Get the Ginger Teddymug. he's hella weird. he needs to get his speedo lookin ass tf outta here bruh. Michael is 1000000 time better.
some kid: "hey do u know edward (teddy) trout!"
some other kid: "that annoying ass bitch. he needs to get his speedo looking ass outta here !!!!"
some other kid: "that annoying ass bitch. he needs to get his speedo looking ass outta here !!!!"
by des and ace February 5, 2022
Get the edward (teddy) troutmug.