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Quadratic Technicolored Lampshade

The act of a female suctioning a plunger to her midriff and sodomizing a male wearing a lampshade on his upon his dome piece whilst a man of the dwarf persuasion repels from the ceiling and sprinkles technicolored pubic hair on your back while listening to russian and/or zimbabwean techno music.
1. Last summer, while visiting my grandparents in Fargo. i walked in to my grandpapa recieving Quadratic Technicolored Lampshade.

2. i first discovered my love for zimbabwean techno when i recieved my first Quadratic Technicolored Lampshade. (QTL)
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biomedical technician

One who strives to be a Biomedical Engineer, but lacks the necessary skills to do any engineering whatsoever. A Biomedical Technician is usually a lonely outcast that is the bastard offspring of a real engineer.
" The Biomedical Technician went to school for a strenuous 2 years, just to learn how to plug a cord into a socket."
by IcInCode December 3, 2013
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technocrat

A big time elitist that believes scientists, engineers, programmers, etc. should run a country.
by Elitist April 7, 2004
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West Georgia Technical College

A technical two year college with campuses in Douglasville, Murphy, Waco, Carrollton, and Newnan. Its mascot is the Golden Knight. The college has a Baseball, Softball, mens and womens basketball team; all who aren't any good.

All who go to West GA Tech were either rejected from their first, second, and third choice colleges or didn't even attempt to apply to a real univiersity in high school and decided they would try and make up for it now. It also has a high number of old people trying to take night classes for their work.
John: "I go to West Georgia, where do you go?"

Reggy: "West GA Tech..."

John: "Damn, that stinks."

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by SoonToBeUWGtransfer January 13, 2012
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technocoma

The inability to function when without one or more technologies and/or technological devices.
Wow, Kathia could barely function in the technocoma caused when she forgot her iPhone at work that night. When the cable went out too, she was totally catatonic.
by jason2048 December 30, 2008
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technicolor girl

Girls who consider their cell phone an extension of their body and are annoyingly disagreeable when deprived of said phone.
That technicolor girl is always either talking for extended periods on her cell phone or furiously text messaging during inopportune moments.
by Ethan A. Grabau July 14, 2007
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Technical Dickafulties

1. Unable to sustain an erection engaging in sexual activities.

2. Penis remains in flacid state despite attempts at stimulation.
"Last night I was trying to have sex with my boyfriend but he kept having technical dickafulties, so I just used my vibrator instead"

"We started off hot and heavy but then he encountered technical dickafulties and he started crying, I felt like dying, so I decided to go to the other room and watch TV"
by ~Boop op pi Do~ December 23, 2009
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