Toaster tart

A very stupid or idiotic person otherwise known as retarted.

Dude I wish you wouldn't be such a Toaster tart gosh!

by Steven Burkhart & Garrett Kanink April 25, 2006

Bakewell Tart

After an intense blowjob and proceeding to jizz on her face, with a swift jab you pop there nose. leaving the spunk as the cream and blood as the cherry.

"last night karen was pissing me off, so i proceeded to give her a bakewell tart."

by Cpt Dirty bollocks October 4, 2016

pop tart

popping the cherry of a mentally retarded person.

I was so drunk i didn't mean to pop tart.

by xylience July 6, 2010

slop tart

a slop tart is a girl you may see at 2- 4am at the bar/club wearing close to nothing and highly intoxicated.She is sloppy,sluty and retarded enough to be taken advantage of.

hey G check out that slop tart dancing,u see the ass comin out of those shorts? what a sloppp!im going to go buy her a drink and hope i get lucky.

by mikkee bbbbb September 4, 2009

tart cart

A very feminine vehicle (e.g. VW Cabriolet)

Trixie's sugar daddy just got her a new tart cart.

by Mr. C July 14, 2004

Pop Tart

An overly flamboyant gay guy or an extemely girly girl. They tend to wear bright clothes and be very outgoing and loud.

God Nancy, you are such a pop tart.

by BubblegumPop! October 27, 2010

Cream Tart

A gay bottom who is promiscuous and holds no integrity. They're considered a joke considering they're always after sex and can't control their carnal desires. The cream tart comes from them always being filled with a white substance...

Gay guy: *checks Grindr*

Guy: what are you doing?

Gay guy: trying to hookup with this guy

Guy: aren't you tired of always searching for sex like a pervert... I mean so much work has gone into gay rights to prove you guys aren't sexual deviants yet you guys still do this...

Gay guy: sorry what was that? I was checking my Grindr.

Guy: ... cream tart....

by WhiskyRiver June 9, 2014