tard attack

when a mentally challenged person gets abnormally enraged.
Similar to tard rage or going psycho or mental.

Otis pulled a tard attack and started kicking and screaming when he was asked to leave the store by the manager.

by busterboner August 28, 2009

Taped

Paralyzed by bureaucracy or official procedures such that you are unable to hang out with your friends or otherwise have fun.

Guy 1: It's National Margarita Day! Let's get drunk!
Guy 2: I'm at the DMV trying to get a new license, there's mad red tape; I'm taped.

Guy: Hey, what are you doing tonight? Want to get dinner?
Girl: I can't, I'm taped to my W2s. Today is the last day to file taxes.

by AnctRome September 8, 2013

master tard

A Tard who ownes all other tards

That guy is a tard and is owned by that master tard

by D C August 18, 2006

post-tard

Someone who has gone from pretard to full retard and come full circle to being 'normal' again. A person who used to be incapable of normal life functions, but now is considered stable. Few people actually make the progression to post-tard. Post-tards are few and far between, but they exist.

Bill Clinton, Whitney Houston, Charlie Sheen

Whitney Houston is the classic example of a post-tard because of her drug-related past and her re-entering into normal society.

by J. Walt February 13, 2007

Yard Tard

Derogitory term to describe a backyard wrestler.

"There's more to wrestling than jumping off a roof, you Yard Tard!"
"Get some real training, Yard Tard!"

by OD Smith November 25, 2007

TARD

TARD an acronym for Trump Acceptance/Rejection Disorder. A serious contagious mental disorder that spreads by contact with fake news and communist university professors.

Have you noticed all the anti-Trump definitions being submitted by TARDs?

by james savik October 30, 2017

half-tard

Someone who is very very stupid, but not technically mentally retarded.

I wouldn't vote for Dubya, he's a half-tard.

by Rufus April 13, 2003