Shitfaced

When a person is absolutely ruined after consuming copious amounts of alcohol.

Oi Becky, I Heard Troskie is get completely Shitfaced tonight at TSG

by Versacebatman September 5, 2014

Shitflux

Noun: When a town's plumbing has gone out due to storms or natural disaster and the residents must resort to using the surrounding establishments for toilet and showering purposes.

Cashier: Hey, Tom, did you hear? The town across the way lost their plumbing.

Tom: Yeah, I heard. Looks like we're going to have a proper Shitflux on our hands.

by Captain Trap House August 5, 2015

shitfidget

Any state of posturing or adjusting of the body prior to or after taking a dump.

Shitfidgeting or not there is now way I'm going to make it home before I poop my pants.

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by chew jo October 23, 2015

Shitfuck

A typically accidental combination of shit and fuck used by an intoxicated individual, usually in broken English

Villiam chugged more vodka and then fought off his need to vomit by saying "shitfuck" in a Slovakian accent.

by Rotaryray October 27, 2015

Shitflushrush

The process in which you are in a public area and don't want to make it obvious you're taking a shit, so you shit really quickly while flushing the toilet so no one can hear it. Definitely recommended for anyone who hates to hear the plunk of a really large shit and feel the disappointment of your fellow humans as you slowly open the stall, hoping no one sees you :)

"Oh man, I really have to poop but there's a long line and they'll totally know that I'm pooping.
"Dude, take a shitflushrush."
"Thanks man! You really saved my ass"
"Yeah, well, you'll still have more shit in your ass, but at least get 1/3 out."

by TheEndHasNoEnd March 17, 2016

Shitfuck

Someone who you hate or can't stand to be around. The other meaning is someone you would like to shit on.

"Here comes the shitfuck Brad."

by 99PotatoHead99 June 5, 2016

shitfare

pretty much the synonym to shitshow

Infinite Warfare? More like Infinite Shitfare HAHAHAHAHA! Ok I'm going to end myself now...

by r8 f*cking king,surprised yet? February 26, 2017