Sweat-crying

When you sweat so hard it rolls into your eyes, both stinging your eyes and giving the appearance that you’re crying.

Harper ! What’s the matter? It’s so damned hot I’m sweat-crying!

by swarthmoredoc June 25, 2022

Sweat Slide

when your back sweat drips down your butt crack ... we’ve all had one of these.

“It’s so damn hot right now the river down my back is going down my sweat slide.”

by urbandictgod July 31, 2019

Bread sweats

From eating too much bread. Much like eating to much meat.

Chad, I think I have the bread sweats from eating all those soft pretzels.

by Saymyusername October 3, 2019

summer sweat

Sweat produced sexually; sometimes includes pre-cum

Guy 1: bro i gotta fo my own laundry this week.

Guy 2: why man?

Guy 3: Me and chloe were hard rocking last night and i got summer sweat all over my sheets

by Pianist fertilizer September 3, 2016

Phone sweat

The sweat that collects on the side of your face after a long call on your cell phone. Usually much worse with flip phones than sliders, blackberries or iPhones. Results is a slightly disgusting hand wipe after your call ends.

I was on with HP for 90 minutes, and when I finally got off I had phone sweat all over the side of my face.

by Synon July 12, 2011

sweat rage

When one rages at being killed, eliminated, etc. in a video game and calls the person who wronged them bad, trash, a bot , or similar. They rage at the person who's better than them but only because of their own inadequacy.

" Oh my god! He's such a bot! He bought that OG account! That's probably his first kill ever! What a noob!"
"Tyler, stop your sweat rage!"

by Crash Bullet July 9, 2019

Cooley Sweats

an overly perspiring gluteus maximus.

Wow all that heat & humidity has given me a serous case of
Cooley Sweats!

by johnnypump February 5, 2010