Stripper Promise

A hollow promise made for the sole purpose of appeasing the recipient momentarily.

A vow lacking conviction or follow through

Harold " She said we would go out on a date when she had some more free time. She promised this time"

Rob " ahh, common man, you can't be following for another stripper promise."

by Dre_N May 5, 2021

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Chicken Stripper

A fat stripper who walks onto the stage in a chicken costume and strips.

Lets go see the chicken strip.
The chicken stripper is great at their job!

by ViolinCat27 September 15, 2021

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Baby girls who are hott and sexyyy! Sometimes they give you lap dances. You not allowed to touch them. Anyway, you go to the VIP lounge and you see the one who’s there has no bra! Lucky you! You touch her. You caress her. You carry her outside and to your house. You have sex there.

Hey man, I think we should go to a bar.

Yeah, a stripper one.
Good idea!

Whew! We got em! Let’s go in!

Ooh there are sexy ones and they have leather heels!

by BigBoobChick May 14, 2021

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