Alabama Baby Steps

When you're fucking your pregnant sister and the baby inadvertently gives you a footjob.

Cletus, Cletus, Cletus... I wouldn't have cummed in you last night if it hadn't been for the Alabama Baby Steps.

by Loafus Crambwell May 6, 2019

Late by "two steps"

When the gay priest resets the universe.

And star finger doesn't work

Priest:"two steps" You were late by "two steps"

*Kills the horny prisoner's dad and friends*

by 30k Kars on Mars August 7, 2021

two steps up from a snob

A clean way of say b***h

She's such a little two steps up from a snob.

by Celestasia May 10, 2005

Evil Stepsister

Verb. To fit a body part (usually a foot) into a smaller than usual piece of clothing.

When looking at a pair of shoes that is clearly too small: "I can't even evil stepsister my way into those."

by GeckoGecko August 21, 2011

skips

a prance like movement most prefered by nerdy folk

She skips to calculus class everyday.

by kelsey the great May 25, 2004

Sipster

a sipster is an older brother or sister of a hipster; women and men in their 30's who generally listen to indie rock, hang out in coffee shops, shop at the thrift stores and talk about things like books, music, films and art with a wealth of life experiences; a confident, bawdy and bold woman in her 30's.

That woman with the perfectly groomed nails, holding a cigarette and pint of insert name of microbrew here is a sipster.

by the_milliner January 21, 2009

Dick's Tips

The straight, simple rules of life that will guarantee you success.

Miracle of the internet.

How to achieve serenity.

A twitter account: www.twitter.com/#!/DicksTips

-"Did you do number one?"
--'What? Are you crazy?'
-"I mean DicksTips#1!"
--'Oh, right! Of course, my good man!'

-"How did you know hepatitis be a thing?"
--'Because I know my Dick's Tips!'

-"Do you follow anyone on Twitter?"
--'Only, like, 5 people.'
-"Who do you follow?"
--'It's simple: Oprah, SteveMartinToGo, USAToday, KChenoweth, and DicksTips!'

by Sandy, The Dog Voice April 29, 2011