morning squirt

After waking up from a wet dream females have the urge to finger themselves and annihilate their clit causing them to squirt as much as they cried the night before due to her Pablo (find definition) ripping her pussy .

Girl; so turns out I'm officially a morning squirter. It felt amazing. I literally came all over my sheets after going through what seemed to be an exorcism.

by FaqErRytInLePuthy March 12, 2015

Lemonade Squirts

Having unctrollable exertions of urine that can be very painful if the urination continues for too long of a time. This can also be compared to the 'trots'.

Yeah sorry man, I can't go out, I have the lemonade squirts.

by afablesotrue August 11, 2016

Squirt dirts

Ever think you’re gonna fart and suddenly a mudslide of shit drops down your leg? Ever pass gas in bed and shit all over your dog who was just laying under the covers keeping your ass warm? Need an excuse from your shitty ass job? Baby, you got the squirt dirts!

After getting my ass fucked from that hoe from bbrt, I now have the squirt dirts!

by Handyhomo February 25, 2019

brain squirts

What begins as a "brain fart" or when you forget a thought, and you absolutely can't think of it, even hours later you still can't remember,it makes you so angry you scream and spit all over your windshield or bathroom mirror.

Johnny really couldn't remember what he had for lunch, he must have a case of the brain squirts.

by mrtreadwell February 13, 2017

Fat Squirt

Fat squirt is the female equivalent of a fat nut

Usually in response to attention

1.
Person 1: Dude, did you see I got 200 likes on my post?
Person 2: Fat squirt, am I right boys?

2.

Fuck yeah! #1 Fortnite victory royal, fat squirt gamers

by Agario and solitaire lover February 8, 2020

Reverse Squirt

When the woman you are fucking squirts into your mouth and you spit it into her mouth when she is moaning.

David: so how was your date
John: it was amazing I reverse squirted her
David: awesome dude!

by NanFreak December 3, 2019

angel squirt

Angel squirt is the substance created when a man ejaculates into a female and then she immediately squirts the ejaculated material into the air

An example of angel squirt would be I was pile driving this girl last night and after I gave her a creampied she shot Angel squirt all over my face cuz she had such a great time

by Dudge36 January 21, 2018