Whispering Squirrel

A little furry bastard that whispers to people.

Did you see what whispering squirrel sent?

by i am the squirrel January 24, 2012

urban squirreling

the act in which a person goes through a drive through with the car in reverse so that the passenger side of the vehicle must order and receive the food

You might receive really odd looks, or in some cases, the fast food worker won't notice the difference. The key to urban squirreling is to keep a straight face.

by tazmonkey33 September 11, 2011

Neck Squirrel

That pattern of hair that crawls from the back of your head down your neck, across the previously cut border, in an attempt to hide underneath the neck of your shirt.

Man, you gotta help me. It's not time for a haircut, so, if I supply the trimmers, will you cut off this relentless neck squirrel!

by 6-Pack Jack July 23, 2011

bed squirrel

A female who is both hot and skittish- especially skittish in the sack.

I had to chase that bed squirrel all night long in order to lay the pipe.

Dayam, look at that bed squirrel. I bet she could crack a nut with her mouth!

by dirky digglor December 19, 2010

squirrel mating

The act of having sex upside down in a closet.

Omg, did you know that Regina and Kade squirrel mated at the party last night?
WTF, get out, we're squirrel mating right now.

by siprofesora November 23, 2016

squirrel shower

A type of shower in which no shampoo, soap, or any other cleaning thing is used.

The $&@&ing hotel was out of soap and shampoo so I took a quick squirrel shower.

by Gian Luca’s March 10, 2018

Choking the squirrel

The act of performing oral sexual intercourse so intensely that the one giving it produces noises resembling those of a choking squirrel.

Hey bro, I think my neighbour was choking the squirrel last night.

by The.Rt.Hon.BorisBlowjobson1722 March 13, 2023