settle your squid

A term meaning calm the heck down. Comes from the strange yet awesome actions of a one in a million teacher.

On line, term is known as SyS

the squid is the attack of un-humanly restraint that the receiver of the comment is currently acting upon.

Settle your squid, man.

by shadowgirl..... and friend August 15, 2010

squidgit

Pronunciation: Ss-kweh-D-git (n,v)
Literally: To squeeze and simultaneously fidget involuntarily. Usually used in conjunction with sexual maneurisms, ie contracting vaginal muscles while involuntarily gyrating.

Did she squidgit?
Is she a squidgit?

by GaliemVaelant November 12, 2005

squid

A squid is someone who doesn't get invited to a party. A squid instead stays home and plays video games and has the time of his life.

"Yo Andrew didn't come tonight"
"Wow what a squid"

by nure99 September 21, 2014

Squid Game

Putting small live squid up your arse and watching the Netflix hit Squid Game whilst beating off over Oh Il-nam. The objective is to climax before your opponent(s) The first to climax gets to shit out the squid and watch a selected opponent eat it.

Hey Mike Hey Sue, wanna come over and have a race at squid game??

by Rim Smasher October 7, 2021

damp squid

A DISAPPOINTING; OR ANTICLIMACTIC SPORTING EVENT. NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THE MOSIT CEPHALOPD.

THE ENGLAND GAME WAS A BIT OF A DAMP SQUID

by Online Dictionary December 3, 2010

Squid

A male who is a push-over when it comes to women. Most often, a squid encompasses certain characteristics that cause him to be an individual who frequently gets walked over by females. A squid is the type of guy who kisses a woman's ass and showers her with gifts with the intention of gaining her favor - it is the only way he knows how to gain a woman's attention because his game is extremely limited. However, despite his efforts, he never succeeds because of his pussified and chumpish squid-like manner.

Dude, stop kissing that bitchy girl's ass - you're acting like a total squid.

by Z@cHf@ng July 26, 2011

squiding

Sexual act involving the insertion of the testes and semi-limp penis into said vagina.

I fucked so long I had no choice but to go squiding last night.

by delusional in Tx December 27, 2009