squeegee headed penis leech

1. A woman who sucks the life out of a man through nefarious means
2. A term of endearment among certain Alaskan males
3. a rare sexually transmitted disease carried by albino Peruvian midget cliff divers.

1. "After she got me drunk she turned into a squeegee headed penis leech. It felt good but I feel like I need to vacuum and dust now and why am I wearing Dockers"
2. "My snowmachine got stuck and the squeegee headed penis leech laughed at me as he rode by."
3. "Sylvia has a great body for a woman three feet tall, and her accent and pale skin make her exotic, but that squeegee headed penis leech she gave me made steak tartar of my dick!"

by Nofe Poe June 5, 2005

squeeze

To compress something

Imma squeeze your neck till u turn purple and stop moving foo!

by Moggy006 June 14, 2004

squeege

To Urinate, To Take A Piss

"Hold my drink real quick,i gotta take a squeege."

by Bibo B Eazy August 19, 2008

Lemon Squeezer

A type of pistol made without a hammer, made by Smith & Wesson.

"A masturbating jailbird may or may not be known as a lemon squeezer. Who knows? But there's an actual gun known as one!"

by greenjuice November 24, 2009

Main Squeeze

another word for girlfriend/boyfriend

I see John over there with Kayla, man, I need a main squeeze!

by Whitney May 11, 2003

Squeezer

A hand job. When another person (hopefully a girl!) stimulates a man's penis with her hand(s) until the man ejaculates.

"I got a squeezer from an Indian girl on a bunk-bed, so I think I got the whole Harvard experience." Frank - 30 Rock

by Pericot March 10, 2012

squeezed up

Drebo got the squeeze

all u needa know

Drebo squeezed up.

by squeezy baby May 11, 2016