spunk bomb

When someone ejaculates into a mixture of a food such as cake mix or biscuit mix so then the food smells and tastes like a hot load.

Josh: wow smell my biscuit
Mitch: dude thats pretty sick
Josh: yeah it some one definately dropped a spunk bomb.
Joe: Omg these biscuits are amazing (eats the spunk bombed biscuit in one bite)

by Hilary Clinton December 26, 2008

spunk bubble

a general term of abuse directed at someone.

You spunk bubble DeFoe, you should have passed the ball not taken a shot!

by Dunky Oggins October 28, 2003

spunk muffin

A muffin filled with spunk which can also be used as a term of endearment.

I love you my little spunk muffin

by Lara19 August 3, 2007

spunk splash

A Spunk splash refers to someone who is a complete twat. they are a splash of spunk.

Colin, you are such a spunk splash.

by Asha&Emma April 29, 2006

Dump-spunking.

The act of taking a poop, and masturbating over it.

"Dude, did you see that bloke last night?!"
"I didn't see her, but I heard he was Dump-spunking."

by Bobski911 October 22, 2009

Spunk monkey

a handy helper Available for free non commercial use for the sick/tired elderly/homeless people in aid of mastubation

lazy handed jackass yank
hobo eating whimpey burger left overs
perverted russian comrad who goes by the name of bonald

by TeHBoXGoD January 8, 2004

spunk bubble

A daihatsu hi-jet (or any other vehical of that style) driven by a boy racer, with big sound system, that upon arriving at a cruise gets laughed off, then the driver hits the high beams and BLASTS the stereo to gain respect!

Driver: *arrives at curise* *honk honk*
Others: ROFL yo guys take a gander at that Spunk Bubble!
Driver: *switches on the hi-fi* *blows windows*

by Twatmonkey April 4, 2008