Spreader wives

The "spreader wives" are hanging out at home collecting groceries from the delivery boy during coronavirus quarantine.

1. I love how he acts like the "spreader wives" are hanging out at home collecting groceries from the delivery boy

2. Does shitting your pants in the Goya aisle of Stop n Shop qualify one as a super spreader?

3. The spreader may not be malicious, but he is a first class DICK!!!
Maybe he's not married because he found out that she's not a "spreader "

by @stillwater172893 December 15, 2020

Spitefire storyboard

that one guy in youtube that makes great tutorials, probably fun to have a drink or 2

hey its that guy spitefire storyboard

by jacky mai April 7, 2021

spite-Farming

The act or process of irrationally continuing to farm an unviable farm simply because you still hold the associated governance token in hopes that you can will the token price up.

Due to their withdrawal fee I've been spite-farming $BADGER for months

by kingofcope May 22, 2021

Spite-eating

Eating something you don't even want, like, or need, in order to deprive someone else.

Could be any food-- dessert, or pizza, or gum.

Also applies to choking down something that is gross, in order to spite someone else, such as to throw a cooking contest.

I really don't even want any cake but I don't want Marge to have it so I'm spite-eating the last slice.

I'm spite-eating this whole bowl of Jenny's nasty chili bc Marge said hers was so much better.

by TheRealBigAl August 23, 2021

Spreadativity

The act of spreading cheeks…..and sometimes negativity….spreadativity

I’m on some spreadativity shit tonight man

by peepeebunzo January 22, 2022

Speter

Sweaty stinky Peter/penis/dick

I surprised my man with a blow job and it was straight up speter!

by Boo boo Riggs May 3, 2022

cock spreader

one who touches/scratches his balls and then touches things

Guy 1 "That guy over there scratched his nuts and then touched the remote to the T.V"

Guy 2 "He must be one of those fuckin cock spreaders"

Guy 1 "Fuck that cock spreader"

by The nagger June 12, 2009