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sponge bob

giving a sponge bob is when your given your woman oral sex while shes wearin the sponge
i jus realised while i was doin oral sex on my lady i seen she had her sponge in so i asked her how was that sponge bob
by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 14, 2009
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drop a sponge

To drop a sponge is to simultaneously defecate and ejaculate, usually on something such as a sleeping significant other or female stranger. Often used in conjuction with roofies (rohypnol). Verb.
'Pardon me kind sir, but did I just witness you dropping on a sponge on that unconscious mistress in the corner?'
'Aw hell ofay please, I hit that piece like a baseball and when it went out the park it was lookin like Jungle Fever son.'
'Right-o chap. Jolly good. Pip pip cheerio.'
by Alex Morgan April 25, 2004
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Cat Sponge

When a person (mostly male) has bad aim and pees on the floor and, instead of grabbing a towel to clean it up, will call the cat and play with said cat in person's urine.
I missed the toilet this morning so I just cat sponged.
by BatNinja April 6, 2009
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SPONGE BOB

SPONGE BOB SQUAER PANTS, HE LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA ! !! ! !! ! !! ! !! !
"GOOD MORNING PATRICK" "HOWDY SQUIDWARD" "MR.CRABS ! MR.CRABS!" "LOVE SPONGE BOB"
by KMA&AEA October 14, 2011
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sponge daddy

Someone who has an obsestion with spongebob porn
by Spongebob Daddy February 22, 2018
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sponge nugget

a person who does not appreciate randomosity or creativity
if you do not appreciate this word that i made up, you are definitely a sponge nugget.
by Brenna June 17, 2004
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Nocturnal Sponge

A creature of the night, the nocturnal sponge is seldom seen by people because they rest or sleep in the daytime. These creatures move around and feed mainly during the night and we seldom observe their activities.

Nocturnal sponges generally have highly developed senses of hearing and smell, and specially adapted eyesight. The nocturnal sponge has been known to 'hoard' belongings, as a way of marking out its territory. When seen out during the day time, they tend to move slowly but generally speaking are gentle and safe to approach.
It is 8pm, and the nocturnal sponge has not yet emergeed from its hiding place...
by Oh so fine December 2, 2010
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