trouble shooting

When a man has problems with impotency

Sorry honey, I am having trouble shooting today.

by Shawn May 13, 2004

splitting up

The action almost always taken by those who find themselves in horrific situations involving psycos, aliens, etc.

preppy guy - "Lets try splitting up so we can cover more ground."
Scooby - "Reah, rets rind rhe ritchen!"

by ripper44872 June 1, 2006

Splatting

Stealing a large quantity of Taco Bell hot souce(at least 40 packages), then proceeding by opening the package and throwing it at a cars windshield.

Lets go splatting on that dudes car!

by a guy that loves to party September 23, 2011

shooting up a nursing home

idiom to describe a pointless task; everyone in the nursing home gonna die in like 2 months anyway lmao

Karen wanted to give Dad a magazine subscription for his birthday, but I said that would be like shooting up a nursing home, since he already has fifteen or twenty subscriptions.

by NotASchoolShooter September 27, 2021

Target Shooting

The best form of stress relief there is! I mean what better way is there for someone to release all their anger than to pump giant amounts of lead into a great mutitude of targets!!!

Kid 1: Dude I'm just under so much stress, I don't know what to do.

Kid 2: Have you tried target shooting?

by ~Acorn~ January 29, 2009

serving slaying and slouting

giving to the maximum extreme. maximum cooch. vagina slay fart pee pee energy

person 1: guys look at my new dress

person: 2 omg serving slaying and slouting so vagina slay queen girlboss period fart pussy popping

by pee pee omelet November 3, 2022

spooting

The act of a dog dragging its butt across the ground by pulling itself forward with its front paws.

We gave our dog some chicken wings for dinner and we later caught him spooting across the good rug.

The damn dog won't stop spooting across our new carpet.

by Homer21 February 4, 2010