Sperm Helicopter

A sperm helicopter is when you cum inside a condom, take it off, hold the tip and spin it above your head at a great rate of speed, thereby covering the room full of jizz.

I knew it would be the last time I was going to fuck her, so I Sperm Helicoptered her room.

by Random Big E November 27, 2009

Sperm Cocktail

Where a guy wanks into a glass, then add alcohol, mixes and gives the the gal to drink.....recipe can be found in most cook books! :)

Brian gave annie a delicious sperm cocktail

by Sasha!1! May 3, 2006

sperble

sperble (spe':rb'l)1.N. A bubble consisting of sperm and saliva, blown from the lips of one who has recently had their mouth ejaculated into. {Origin, J. Waltman}

"I came in her mouth, and she blew me a sperble."

by ufa aikae April 23, 2004

sperminal

It looks like a urinal except its for sperm

While you go to the urine to take a urine Im going to the sperminal to take a sperm

by sarcomax March 20, 2003

Spermante

a type of fizzy jizz/cum (sperm) that's exactly like Asti Spumante wine i.e. white, bubbly and very sticky

I'd been out dancing, when I got home I gave my bird a good seeing to with the old one eyed trouser snake and my knob exploded with a torrent of spermante!

by Flange the Inquisitor November 13, 2005

Sperm cracker

The act of ejaculating on a cookie sheet and setting in the oven to bake. Therefore coming out dried and crusty forms a sperm cracker. mmm crunchy isnt it?

Man 1. What are you cooking there

Man 2. A sperm cracker

Man 1. Whats a sperm cracker?

Man 2. You'll see

by dick dimple June 13, 2009

Sperm Milkshake

A milkshake consisting of 2 parts semen to 1 part ice cream, blended and served with a bendy straw and a cocktail umbrella.

I could really go for one of Eric's famous sperm milkshakes right now!

by missanthropee December 22, 2010