Sporty Forty

A woman in her 40's who takes such great care of herself, people regularly think she's at least a decade younger.

That woman at the gym is Sporty Forty! She has a 20 year old daughter who I swear was her sister.

by What the El October 26, 2011

smarty

A smarty is a smart person.

Hey, you know him? He's a smarty.

by Ninja Clan Lord January 30, 2017

sparta middle school

a school created by an angry old fart filled with entitled crybabies. everyone is xenophobic, homophobic, transphobic, and judge you for being FUCKING human. the staff tend to ignore the children who are sufferring from mental illness, and praise the rich fuckgirls and fuckboys for being rich. because that’s how capitalism works i guess. the staff are those kind of people who put up “DARE TO BE DIFFERENT” signs but label you as mental the minute you tell them how you feel.

me: you go to sparta middle school?
dhdjdjfn: i fucking heard of it the people there are whiny rich kids

by yeehawslut February 7, 2019

John's Party

A hectic gathering of a bunch of guys and one girl.

It is going to be such a John's Party this weekend.

by Little Jeb July 26, 2016

sparta

it's what this is

I will now write random words because the definition, in order to be added to the Urban Dictionary, must have 20 letters / words

bat, penis, cow, faggot, zim, television, hotdogs, hippies, fat people, lard, spam, lol, wtf.

THIS IS SPARTA !!
*kicks messenger into conveniently placed hole*

by AJ da []D [] []\/[] []D January 14, 2008

smartypants

something a five year old calls another smart five year old.
most get over it once they are past 6

five year old 1: you're such a smartypants!
five year old 2: wahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

by dancegal99 December 3, 2009

Sparta

Sparta, NJ. A whore filled, druggie infested town in northern new jersey. Like seriously all you have to do to beat a sports team here is throw a bag a weed on the ground and theyll all go running towards it. and here in sparta the girls dont wear short-shorts...they wear whore-shorts. the white kids for some reason think theyre black...makes no sense. Every kid thinks they can do what they want because theyre mommies and daddies are rich and give them whatever they want. There are some normal families in Sparta...but not many...like 10..at the most. And for some reason kids in Sparta also think they're cool if they hang out in front of CVS, Panera Bread, Dunkin Donuts or go swimming in a sewage pit called Lake Mohawk.

Spartan 1- Ohhh letss hang outt tonight!
Spartan 2- Omggg we can hang out in front of Panera Bread then go get high At Lake Mohawkk!
Spartan 3-dudeee soundss amazinng.

Normal Kid- what. the. fuck. get me out of this town. now.

by stuck_in_hell_(aka Sparta, NJ) May 9, 2009