Snelching

Blowing snot into someone's anus and sucking it out

'Hey, fancy a snelch?'
'You sneltched me real good last night, maybe too good, I seem to have a micro tear'

'Snelching isn't just a sexual act, it's a way if life'

by Coolkid90 August 19, 2016

smeechums

An act of kissing, whereby both parties must have open eyes to best acknowledge the kissing at hand.

I was giving her the smeechums, and she was squinting at me while I glared at her.

by ITSover90000000000 August 7, 2017

Speechless

When something surprises you or when you have nothing to say about smth (unbelievable, icredible,...)

Ex: What an incredible news. I can't believe in my eyes.... Just speechless, there's no word to describe this

by Elena Hoang January 27, 2018

Speecho

Any text based mistake resulting in what might be seen as a typo, but as a result of a text to speech error. Typically committed while sending text or instant messages via voice.

Youth in Asia!? That was supposed to be euthanasia! Sorry about the speecho. Blame Siri.

by IvanStang February 3, 2018

Sleech

A person who cheats or plays unfairly.

You dirty Sleech

by Kiwijoe June 16, 2018

speech virus

A term to relate to something that is said automatically. A learned phrase, action or behavior that when thought about might not save time and actually cost you more time than initially intended.

Guy one: How do you do?
Guy two: Who are you?
Guy one: Sorry just making polite conversation. A bit of a Speech Virus if you will

by Peter M July 5, 2018

Sneecum

When you sneeze and cum at the same time.

“Shit, Fuck! I think I’m gonna-“
*Sneeze*
“FUCK. Did I just Sneecum?”

by brieanelise November 4, 2018