When you're on a first date and trying to present your best self, but the pizza you just ate isn't sitting well with you and you need to let out the beast within. So you subtly lean to the right and silently let out your discomfort, only to immediately sit on it to avoid detection.
"Dude, my date with Tracy didn't go so well last night. She just got up mid-meal and left."
"She must've detected your first date left cheek sneak, huh??"
"She must've detected your first date left cheek sneak, huh??"
by stinky-poop-fart August 5, 2022
Get the First date left cheek sneakmug. "That would be so sneaking out of the hospital if you did that!"
or
"That party was sneaking out of the hospital!"
or
"That party was sneaking out of the hospital!"
by Inah October 10, 2005
Get the Sneaking out of the hospitalmug. Hidden taxes and loopholes in the tax code that give some taxes the ability to hit you with a ninja like quickness.
person 1 "Damn, gas prices went up 75 cents today."
person 2 "yeah we got sneak attaxed cause the Asst. VP to the CEO of nozzles at BP, who also happens to be Chairman of Republicans who love Jesus won big at the Track yesterday."
person 3 "I was sittin next to him at the track yesterday, he was with 3 trannies and was real excited about going back to the barn and showing them his horse."
person 4 "why did that make gas prices go up?"
person 5 "cause he didn't want to pay the taxes on his winnings so they wrote a loophole in for him on the spot, snuck it into the tax code as a provision in a weapons bill that passed unanimously so the government could get their money, plus interest and give BP a bonus as well"
person 6 "on the plus side 3 trannies and a horse fucked a Republican last night."
person 7 "stupid sneak attaxes'...."
person 2 "yeah we got sneak attaxed cause the Asst. VP to the CEO of nozzles at BP, who also happens to be Chairman of Republicans who love Jesus won big at the Track yesterday."
person 3 "I was sittin next to him at the track yesterday, he was with 3 trannies and was real excited about going back to the barn and showing them his horse."
person 4 "why did that make gas prices go up?"
person 5 "cause he didn't want to pay the taxes on his winnings so they wrote a loophole in for him on the spot, snuck it into the tax code as a provision in a weapons bill that passed unanimously so the government could get their money, plus interest and give BP a bonus as well"
person 6 "on the plus side 3 trannies and a horse fucked a Republican last night."
person 7 "stupid sneak attaxes'...."
by pseudonymouslyarriffic October 16, 2011
Get the sneak attaxes'mug. person 1: *blocking door*
person 2 (needing to get to the hotdish): “ope lemme just sneak right past ya here”
person 2 (needing to get to the hotdish): “ope lemme just sneak right past ya here”
by traps n gaps January 20, 2021
Get the ope lemme just sneak right past ya heremug. The sight of seeing SFC. Orville P. Snorkle in sneakers, which he hardly ever wears. He was recently seen in sneakers on October 7, 2011 getting ready to play tennis with Pvt. Beetle Bailey. Swampy Sneaks are very hard to spot but Sarge, as he is known, is the most frequent wearer of them. The other guys don't often wear them. If you want to see something sweet, catch Sgt. Snorkle in his Swampy Sneaks!
Orville: Hey Stainy, how about some tennis? I got my Swampy Sneak!
Stainy: You're on! Bet I'll beat you. Nothing beats a good game of tennis. Sweet Jesus!
Orville: (he lifts his foot up to show Stainy the sneaker) Check this out, size 15! Great traction, comfy as all get out! These babies make me the king of the swamp.
Stainy: (yelling) Hold on, wait till you see mine. I drew a picture of Mary on these. Sweet! (they start playing tennis)
Orville: Well, that's 15-Love. I'm ready for you anytime, night or day! (they start chasing each other back and forth hitting the tennis ball)
Stainy: Match point! Look out, I'm gonna get this. (he hits the ball so hard it gets Orville on the foot) Take that! Right on the Swampy Sneak.
Orville: Good one! You beat me, I admit it. But, aren't these Swampy Sneaks fun to wear? Pretty snazzy, huh?
Stainy: You're on! Bet I'll beat you. Nothing beats a good game of tennis. Sweet Jesus!
Orville: (he lifts his foot up to show Stainy the sneaker) Check this out, size 15! Great traction, comfy as all get out! These babies make me the king of the swamp.
Stainy: (yelling) Hold on, wait till you see mine. I drew a picture of Mary on these. Sweet! (they start playing tennis)
Orville: Well, that's 15-Love. I'm ready for you anytime, night or day! (they start chasing each other back and forth hitting the tennis ball)
Stainy: Match point! Look out, I'm gonna get this. (he hits the ball so hard it gets Orville on the foot) Take that! Right on the Swampy Sneak.
Orville: Good one! You beat me, I admit it. But, aren't these Swampy Sneaks fun to wear? Pretty snazzy, huh?
by Dusty's Baby Powder October 14, 2011
Get the Swampy Sneakmug. a: "Yeah I beat C's ass, he didn't even fight back"
b: "That's because you snuck him, pussy ass bitch, you won't fight him for real though. If you didn't sneak him you would have lost."
b: "That's because you snuck him, pussy ass bitch, you won't fight him for real though. If you didn't sneak him you would have lost."
by grizzlysin May 7, 2024
Get the sneakmug. by The real almighty July 31, 2017
Get the sneak beatmug.