Sludge Puppy

A long, greasy, soft turd. Slimy in texture and usually covered in a clear-ish film.

did you make a sludge puppy?

by Dntjudgmebro November 2, 2010

smudgie

A frozen desert or snack consisting of a mix of banana and peanut butter, sandwiched between two graham crackers.

Let's make smudgies for the picnic.

by hankgtp July 9, 2009

Smudged

when you rub your hand on your pussy or ass and then rub your hand in your partner's face

my boyfriend was getting on my nerves so i smudged him

by haynbowla July 20, 2010

Knuckle Sludge

Extending one's finger and ramming said digit into the anus until the knuckle reaches the rectum.

Nothing beats reruns of "Welcome Back Kotter" and gettin' the ole' Knuckle Sludge.

by Tony Rosenstein April 6, 2006

nut sludge

The creamy stuff left around the base of the penis and on the scrotem after sex.Usualy describing the morning after results with no shower.

this nut sludge is making me itch

by stribo April 15, 2007

Smidge

A sneaky short guy that keeps his height a secret until it is ultimately revealed upon an in-person encounter

G: hey sis, how did it go with that hot dude you met up with from Tinder?
J: Total bust...he was a Smidge and had to awkwardly direct the convo downward and see him gawk at my boobs all night. My neck hurts now .

by Great Clementini October 14, 2015

smidget

an awesome adorable person who smells like cotton candy and smiles like a laser beam... sheorhe is an amazing person sent onto this earth to manufacture smiles and unicorns. DONT SMUDGE MY SMIDGE! a compliment to any human being.

that girl is so optimistic and lives in her own little world, what a smidget!

by drowningwithattitude December 31, 2012