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Small Dick Wonder

"Oh look who's calling, Small Dick Wonder"
by Big-Raider03 July 12, 2022
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Small Boy

A small boy is a term created by an unnamed 419 scammer and then adopted by the scambaiter Atomic Shrimp to refer to anyone who behaves unprofessionally or dares to accept payment using Steam Wallet gift cards.
Him: Hey dude, for my birthday can you get me some steam cards.
Me: Steam cards are only used by gamers or kids? What are you, a small boy???
by Barrister John Warosa July 17, 2022
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small oily men

small oily men suck on my weiner and make me cream so hard
i love it when small oily men cream on me
by anonymous November 28, 2022
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Small dick energy

Toxic masculinity caused by fragile narcissistic egos. Usually involves treating people-particularly women, animals or the vulnerable- badly, being selfish, greedy, aggressive, elitist, insensitive, emotionally immature. They like money, guns, showy cars, and making sure others feel they aren't good enough to talk to them. They especially enjoy humiliating people for no reason other than the victim is an easy target and it makes them feel better knowing they matter enough to hurt someone or powerful enough to destroy something. Men with small dick energy tend to destroy things and people all because they are angry and insecure yet convince themselves they are great to compensate.
Richard came across like a real dick with small dick energy, acting like an elitist prick in public but when he was at home alone at night he cried himself to sleep sucking his thumb.
by Shimmering Daydreams January 19, 2023
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small schlong

A small di-
Person 1: Yo that guy has a small schlong
Person 2: Yeah
by Ball$ack100 August 1, 2023
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small-town street-dance

A fist fight occurring on a public street, sidewalk, storefront, alleyway, etc.

The name alludes to the propensity of small-town residents to be intimately involved in the affairs of their neighbors, occasionally leading to violent altercations when encountering others in public. This is especially pronounced on weekends and in local bars or taverns where gossip and taunting is more likely to escalate to violence.
The name also refers ironically to the stereotypical portrayal of small-town “hicks” and their radical opposition to dancing, as was portrayed in the popular 1984 musical drama Footloose, starring Kevin Bacon.
“Hey how was your weekend?”

“Oh, it was alright. Went to the bar on Saturday night and got into a little small-town street-dance with Donny after I told him I got up in his sister’s guts.”
by Clint Quint September 13, 2023
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small penis

A penis which is small. Generally held by those less gifted, not just white people. Medical facts have given explanations for that urban myth and have proven it wrong.
by LuDa May 22, 2003
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