Sloths

Sloths are animals who live in the dense Amazon rain forests who eat leaves and move very slowly.

"I like sloths."

by Slothina August 15, 2020

Sloth broth

When a female sloth reaches its peak orgasm it leaks its distinctive wet clumpy smelling cum

Th sloth dragged herself across the kitchen floor leaving her sloth broth trail for all to see.

by Snappy17 April 24, 2017

chocolate sloth

When you're having buttsex and you pull out really fast and a bit of poop comes out and just hangs there

Guy 1: "I did a chocolate sloth last night" Guy 2: "Wow did it fall?" Guy 1: "No way man"
Guy 2: "Sick! Let's go do one "

by Chocsloth November 21, 2017

sand sloth

A term used to describe a person of Central and South American descent (mostly Mexicans) who is lazy and doesn't work for a living.Polar opposites to their cousins the wetbacks

Them motherfucking sand sloths think they can use our taxpayer money to fund their god damn Quinseaneras

by Mexico lover 1810 December 1, 2017

Sloth Nap

You set an alarm and plan to nap for a set amount of time but accidentally sleep for 4 hours straight

Was meant to go to work today but I accidentally had a sloth nap and woke up two days later

by Random 7 March 2, 2018

slothed

When someone stops in front of you so you can't get by and they do something really slow (like take a drink of something, or pull their phone out of their pocket to text).

"I was trying to get to a table with my lunch plate, and that guy slothed me."

by unicornmob February 12, 2017

The Sloth

An essential part of the ecosystem providing entertainment to all those in its nearest vicinity.

The Sloth hung from the tree like a pair of hairy, saggy testicles.

by TorqueLewith February 17, 2017