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Simple Plan

Simple Plan is a band made up of five people from the Canadian province of Quebec and consists of two members of the band Reset. (The only difference being that Reset was somewhat good.)

They have released two albums since 2003, 'No Pads, No Helmets, Just Balls' and 'Still Not Getting Any'--and it can be presumed that they are still not getting 'any' because their songs should lead anyone to believe they are whiny 12-year olds and no one wants to be accused of statutory rape.
Example 1:
Person: Simple Plan is the best band and Pierre sings so great!
Me: No.

Example 2:
Person: Reset was much better.
Me: Yeah, probably.

Example 3:
Person: OH MY GOD, SIMPLE PLAN IS THE BEST BAND EVER!
Me: That's because you're trendy.
by ohpkyle August 22, 2005
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Simpleflips

The fear of Papa Johns. Also known as Papaphobia. It got this alternate name from one person having this strange phobia, dying of a heart attack upon the sight of seeing a Papa John employee tossing pizza dough.
A: Hey man what you want to eat?
B: I don't care
A: Hmmm, what about Papa Johns
B: Okay you need to S T O P because I have Simpleflips
by NotPickle March 2, 2019
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Simple Plan

possibly the biggest, gaping, no talented, monotone vaginas with guitars ever; see blink 182 and good charlotte
simple plan, time to move out of daddys house, and learn how to play music. how is your life so fucked up, you dont support yourself...
by KDIZZO March 12, 2005
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simpl

acroynm for shitting in my pants laughing...when LOL and LMAO just can't capture the hilarity of the moment!
Dude, that is freaking hilarious!! OMG!! SIMPL!!
by compfixr July 1, 2008
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Simping

The act of physically, mentally or emotionally acting toward females in a way that would attribute poor self esteem, bad sense of male companionship and a need for female relations. An individual often 'simps' after being hit by a solemn urge for the feeble touch of human companionship.

The urge arises deep within the core of a simp, it tugs on the heart strings and churns the bodily functions inside until the simp finally gives in and returns to his post, raking in the fruits of female contemplation.

The simps favoured females are, in their words, 'just friends' however in the brutal realty that exists between the simps conscience's shows the truth that the simps female friends are fucking fugly.

Simps can be found in their natural habitat, lurking around the back doors of classrooms and around the corner from a group of little girls enjoying light conversation.

If simp is spotted text 1300SIMP and a recall team will arrive within the minute.

WARNING! Do not, in any case, attempt to restrain the simp without professional training as you will fall victim to prolonged dumb conversations, stupid ass questions about your life and hit in the face by a general foul stench.

SIMPS STRIKE FIRST RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN. If the simp gives chase, give him a quick spray of SIMPY's SIMPOFF SIMP SPRAY. SIMPY's SIMPOFF SIMP SPRAY can be purchased online at www.SIMPY's.com.au.
Male 1: Sitting in circle of females
Male 2: SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMP!
Male 3: Stop simping you SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMP
by bruh123456789\ May 28, 2020
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Doing a Simpkin

When you tell a really shit joke, do a stupid dance, or just be a general twat, then your doing a Simpkin
Oh God, Dave's doing a Simpkin on us.
by Vortex April 3, 2004
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simple plan

A punk-rock/emo band. I don't know why they haven't been labeled emo, but they definately are more so than, say, Death Cab for Cutie.

They're music's not that bad, but can be pretty annoying if you listen too closely to the lyrics.
"I'm sorry, I can't be perfect."

..Emo.
by Gil April 24, 2005
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