side-pocket

The filthiest of prostitutes. A prostitute that sells access to their colostomy hole. This is also a prostitute of the drug addicted and homeless variety. Can also be another name for a colostomy hole. The term comes from a prostitute from Dallas who has become a local celebrity because of his trips to the emergency rooms of Dallas hospitals; and the fact that he literally has EVERY STD and form of hepatitis.

You are such a side-pocket!

by Los026 December 11, 2010

Side Dick

A bitches fuck buddy ; A male version of a side chick

"Man I sucked William good last night!"
"Aye, but isn't Noah your manz?"
"Nah bro, Noah my side dick, you know what I mean?"

by Daddy N December 4, 2018

Shorty on the side

Shorty on the side is a female who is not your main chick. Men see these chics on the side and refer to them as their "fuck buddies" and "honeydip" Shorty on the side is your ride or die chic, she down for whatever.

"Thats wifey, but there goes mah shorty on the side."

by Tat ii * Mamii April 12, 2007

flirtatious side

a side hoe that isn't really a side hoe but you flirt heavily from time to time and for most isn't even considered cheating

Person 1: You got a side hoe
Person 2: not really man, but I got a flirtatious side. I'm not even really cheating

by Savage Gerbil June 4, 2017

greasy side

trucker cb slang for the undercarriage of a motorized vehicle

there is a four wheeler in the ditch with the greasy side up

by a truck driver January 30, 2009

side missioned

Being dicked in missionary while booty bouncing over one’s pelvic region with maximum efficiency

Markus: “Aye bro what do you like to do for fun”
Dom: “I like to be side missioned by BOYS”

by UncleMawkus August 28, 2021

Side Bastard

A man who dates a married woman. He does everything she ask and must wait for her to get away from her husband to see her.

Damn there is Ezra sitting at the bar waiting for his married girl friend. He is such a side Bastard

by Ezra2727 December 24, 2022