Shlem

SHLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

*Shlem* eyyy Joey pass me the football.

by Espania bull May 17, 2021

schlumbie

A penis

One second guys, I gotta drain my schlumbie.

by Harvey milk July 3, 2021

Shlimes

A Jewish rec basketball team that serves absolute buckets to the cockets.

The Shlimes dusted the cockets once again

by Shlimesin5 July 4, 2021

Schlumpkin

In the blumpkin family. The Schlumpkin is done any where and doesn’t require the other person to be aware. The simple act of shitting during average vaginal sex. Can be done without warning by the male or female anytime, anywhere. In bed, on the couch, in the tub.

You’re washing the sheets again?

Unfortunately yes, I hooked up with my ex and she did a revenge Schlumpkin during reverse Cowgirl.

by MWSbro August 12, 2021

Schlump

When you fall asleep dropping a fat log

I fell asleep dropping a fat log on the toilet, I schlumped homie.

by CacamouthDoobie September 23, 2021

shlamping

when you take a shit in a urinal and pee on it to create a sludge and then scoop it up with a 7 eleven slushee cup and try to return it.

the seven eleven employee threw up when joe was shlamping.
joe shlamped 3 times in the past week.

by shlamper300 November 1, 2021

salumache

Salumache is a symbol of combination meaning strength in peace which unifies love to people.

Salumache certified lover boy and family man to all

by Salumache November 22, 2021