shitting monsters

when you take a shit and it is formed into a bunch of pieces that when looked at all together look like a monster.

oh man, today I was shitting monsters.

by armyman1982 April 6, 2010

shittin babies

often confused with pushing semen out of your ass after someone has ejaculated in it. shittin babies is what people assume will happen after swallowing a large amount of cum.

brittney : i swallowed so much cum last night, i'll be shittin babies for weeks!!

jamie: oh my gosh britt, your such a cum guzzler

by TreezMahNigg December 4, 2010

Shirthing

Accidentally giving birth while defecating.

My wife avoided taking crap right before labor for fear of shirthing.

by STAJ2000 February 28, 2011

Shitting Pretty

Somebody that looks hot even when they are dropping a deuce.

My Mamita is so hot that even when she goes to the bathroom she is shitting pretty.

by The Witty Coiner October 1, 2014

Shitting the Door

When people are scared it is said they'll 'shit their pants' and when people are emotionally distant it's called 'putting up a wall' (or door in this case.) Shitting the door simply means you are scared to get emotionally close to someone so you put up a door to prevent that.

Boy 1: I really like Becky but she doesn't seem to like me back...
Boy 2: Nah man, she's just shitting the door. Give her time.

by Slenderman February 16, 2015

Shitlinks

Fat fingers resembling pieces of fecal matter linked together.

Did you see that fatass over there? Her fingers looked like the little shitlinks I left in the toilet this morning.

by DecepticonZombie March 29, 2015

Shittin

Get mad ,scared , telling someone to fuck off

When I kissed her ,and her dad saw me I started shittin bruh 😨

by Mrlegalmigo July 13, 2015