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CRASS IS NOW IN SESSION

Anybody who blows a gigantic SNOT GLOBULE out of their nose and it is left hanging for all to see.

Something to yell in a sophisticated large crowd.
I don't know about you ROBRRT but ALAN is saying CRASS IS NOW IN SESSION as check out his right nostril expression.

STUPID PEOPLE won't get this , " CRASS IS NOW IN SESSION".
by PERFECT ASSHOLE May 19, 2021
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thinking session

A time used to focus on figuring something out, coming up with a solution, or coming up with something new.
To make a thinking session more productive, write down or voice type your thoughts, reading them you might think some thoughts you would not have thought of otherwise.
by but for August 21, 2021
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Slave Session

Where you hang a slave then wen they are beheaded you throat fuck the corpse till your cum drips out everywhole
I just had a crazy slave session she was stone cold
by MasterCandy February 13, 2024
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session shades

Dark glasses worn during or after a session, to hide that the individual is on hard core drugs
He's wearing session shades, must be twisted of his bean

Did you bring the session shades?

drugs {session} {party}
by Sarah blue March 24, 2016
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sessionizer

make of a session; turn a session into something;
Mr.bill will be the sessionizer so he will have to convince the attendees of the session to follow up and buy the subscription.
by descriptivist December 29, 2022
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jaw session

A euphemism for a blow job.

Originally aired in Arrested Development where Tobias needs to talk to Michael about being attracted to someone else that isn’t his wife and starts by saying that they need to have a ‘jaw session’ but in Tobias’ mind means have a talk.
Tobias: ‘I was hoping to have a jaw session with you’

Michael: ‘Well let’s just say as long as that means a talk’

Tobias: ‘I find my self attracted to someone not my wife.’

Michael: ‘What’s her name’

Tobias: ‘Michael’
by Phalange Asphyxiation November 27, 2022
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Gooning session

Gooning session is simply a session of Gooning. Gooning is like edging, where you get as close to ”the point of no return” as possible when masturbating.
Yo bro, I’m gonna go for a Gooning session in a bit. Would you be down to goon with me and then maybe we could fuck each other so hard that we won’t be able to walk after?
by HornyGirlHere January 7, 2025
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