Sesh H.Q.

The headquarters of Sesh, which is located in Bristol UK, and is run and maintained by the core of the never ending sesh crew. Sesh HQ is where all the never ending sesh action happens on a 24-7 basis, ie dirty Turkeys , hooners, the seshipe, pints of rish-rouge, nitrous oxide balloons, butane huffing, glue sniffing, and anything else that gets you monged. HQ is full of seshlords, cheeky little sauce bottles, naughty little numbers, blasting 24-7 arse mother fuckers, and inspirational human beings. Eating, sleeping, water, sesh non-enthusiasts, mine sweeping, camping and opening the blinds are all banned, all the house plants are dead, and the music runs 24-7 like a motherfucker, with top notch bangers blasting out relentlessly. The neighbours keep complaining about a party that has been going on for more than 3 years, with seshlords and absolute legends coming and going at all hours. HQ inspires and gives orders to sesh soldiers worldwide, who are fighting in the ongoing struggle to be constantly off their pickle. It also has the pioneers of the seshipe and other drug accumulation recipes living there and working hard on new sesh recipe material on a daily basis. Impeccable technique, high grade shit, accumulated sleep deprivation and verbal diarrhea are all major parts of the skill set required
to soldier at sesh HQ. I ❤️ the sesh.

Fresh orders just in from Sesh H.Q. All sesh non enthusiasts are to be treated as hostiles and are to be engaged on sight."

by Spiritualist June 27, 2021

sesh gauntlet

Going on rogue seshes that are likely to test the strength of lesser friendships.

We run the sesh gauntlet and passed again!

by NST747 July 1, 2021

grazing sesh

An event or tradition in which a person or a group of people participate in gathering fresh, "wild" berries from a bush or tree in a public and private place. Grazing applies to fruits as well. It is also considered a sacred past time for ents, and originated from Saratoga, CA in the summer of 2012, by SHS class of 2011.

Person 1: "Anybody want to going me in a quick grazing sesh? The blackberries are so ripe today that they are falling off!"

rest of group: "Yeah, I'm so down for some free grub!"

by dudewithnopants July 8, 2012

Post-Sesh Intensification

the ramp-up in highness following a cannabis-based smoke session, usually rising by 1 or 2 extra points after the initial peak is reached

After smoking with my friends, I went home to watch TV. It was after sitting for a couple minutes that I got PSI (Post-Sesh Intensification) and went from a 6 to an 8 almost immediately.

by rawloes June 20, 2011

101 sesh

The act of driving down the San Diego Pacific Coast Highway in which the passenger spazzes out and performs other shenanigans at passing pedestrians in order to recieve a substantial response from them. A very common form of this involves the passenger asking the pedestrian for directions and then spitting out complete jiberish before the pedestrian can answer.

Car on 101 sesh pulls up next to walking pedestrian

Passenger: Um, excuse me.
Pedestrian: Yes?
Passenger: Do you think you can tell me how to get to the nearest um...um...um...you have no choice!(then yells complete jiberish.

by Gingervitus08 July 1, 2011

Wanna sesh

Having a jolly session invoking drinking or weed

1: Wanna sesh?
2: Yea I reckon

by Jazcabbage11 June 8, 2023

Sesh

To engage in sexual relations through facetime or discord video chat.

Me: "hey man do you want to play some League of Legends?"
Friend "nah man i got to go sesh with my girlfriend"

by teamseshdamian January 23, 2023