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National Service

a system either requiring or offering incentives to encourage enlistment in the armed forces, during which time the armed forces institution does not inquire as to the sexual orientation of the enlistee and if it is revealed that said enlistee is homosexual they are discharged.
any policy removing "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" would decrease the number of persons serving in the armed forces, or national service as a whole.
by capetandylan November 30, 2006
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bottle service

When you go down on a club owner in order to get bottle service.
We really wanted a table at the club luckily Jane got us bottle service.
by RtRev August 30, 2006
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servise

Servise: (noun) The deliberate misspelling of the noun "service". Often to represent sexual innuendos with prostitution and or gay sex. Vernacular slang may vary in context.
Hey, your pretty hot. Can I get the full servise?
by The Black Mamba 69 December 11, 2013
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lip service

In that porn scene, They gave Each Other lip service ... twice.
by xuinkrbin. September 22, 2012
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Fan Service

A rather disturbing phenomenon that seems to originate in the Japanese and the Korean media primarily, where two people act intimate towards each other for the media. Mostly men of the same boy bands etc, fan service could include touching, holding hands or giving an impression to the fans that they is something more going on.
Fan 1: Did you see the Korean boy band DBSK's performance yesterday?
Fan 2: the Yunjae fan service was nice*blushes*
Fan 1: fanservice?
Fan 2: Didn't you see Yunho and Jaejoong holding hands?
Fan 1: yea...
by maraudersgal March 14, 2010
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full service gas station

When a man sticks his penis into a womans vagina and urinates.
"I'll stick it in you and pee, it's a full service gas station BIOTCH!!!"
by AlaraphonAMD December 19, 2008
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online dating service

A place where ugly/desperate men go to pick up women.
Sonny couldnt score in real life so he decided to try an online dating service after being turned down by women. Sadly he was rejected there too. Final resort after being dumped on myspace, caught busted lying about income, basically made a fool of to every woman and the last resort.
by BendOva October 21, 2007
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