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Serving Meat

Bro #1: Hey Brian! You're serving meat today ;)
Bro #2: As per usual!
by RonTheRealMeat May 21, 2024
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serving curt

originally from sinjin drowning. meaning when you are slaying so hard that you need to slow down on those yass gummies. Can also be, “serving cunt
“weston is serving curt so hard”
“ikr he ate that, he need to slow down on those yass gummies.”
by wes10ismy10 December 12, 2023
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Scissor Serve

To to scissor serve somebody they must give you money expecting a certain product in return.

you take their money and and whatever product you purchase you keep half of it for yourself and give the purchaser the other half acting as if it was whole and no foul play had occured.
I give this dude 40 bucks for an eigth and he comes back with 2 grams like thats what was given, motherfucker tried to scissor serve me.
by John Conde May 2, 2023
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Soft Serve

(Sex act) Mimicking a self serve icecream machine. A male sits on his partners face. The partner maneuvers thier mouth to the male's anus and then pulls down on his penis. The male then proceeds to defecate into his partners mouth.
I asked Jenn if she wanted to try soft serve, in front of her parents, last night. They thought we were talking about going out for icecream. They were so wrong!
by Nidorak March 7, 2018
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Well Served

a thing a dick says to you possibly pointing out if you did something it would benefit you and is saying this in a condescending manner

Student: Ugh this problem with 452/45 +69.3 X 46 +4x-31y is confusing me what about you?
Student 2: You would be well served to pay attention in class as what you said is completely abhorrent irresponsible and in terms of the question it is phenomenally easy of course if you reffered to the notes.
Student: Ugh this problem with 452/45 +69.3 X 46 +4x-31y is confusing me what about you?
Student 2: You would be well served to pay attention in class as what you said is completely abhorrent irresponsible and in terms of the question it is phenomenally easy of course if you referred to the notes.

Student: jesus who stuck the pull up your ass. these hands rated E for everyone so just chill
by n-nisan February 23, 2021
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Soft serving

A verb used when someone or something has a loose/soft shit that swirls and takes on the appearance of ice cream.
Girl: "My dog is sick, she was just soft serving all over the yard!"
Guy: "Yeah, it's gonna be a while before I can eat ice cream again..."
by mushmushbear March 28, 2015
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Eggs are better served cold

Hot issues are better resolved when there is less tension. This proverb, coined by Snow (John Snow), means that emotional conflicts or sensitive situations are best handled after tempers have cooled — not in the heat of the moment. Like eggs that can still be enjoyed after chilling, some matters are better when allowed time to settle.
“I wanted to confront my business partner yesterday, but I waited. You know what they say — eggs are better served cold.”
by Snowbigmule August 5, 2025
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