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scoop that low

when you make very poor judgement on something.
Why would you scoop that low man?
by K6y6r6a May 18, 2018
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Dry Scoop

Sex without any lubricant or any sort of assistance with the in-and-out process. Probably more painful than pleasant.
Joe’s girlfriend Sasha broke up with him after some failed attempts at dry scooping.
by MandM Productions November 24, 2019
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scoop face

when you know you lost in a card game so you scoop your cards up
player 1 just got a breakthrough or vortex played on him for free and player 2 yelled scoop face
by 7896 January 21, 2007
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trump scooping

The act of farting, then cupping your hand and scooping it up towards your nose (or someone else's) to breathe in your sensational effort.
Bob's always trump scooping at me - I can smell them from here, thanks!
by benbenbenny August 1, 2009
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scoop and score

Scoop and Score is a procedure described as when a male is looking to "get some" and notices a girl who has clearly punched her first class ticket to blackout city and is stumbling and falling all over the place. He then scoops her back to his (or maybe even her) place and scores, hence the scoop and score.

criterion for said scoop and score:
1. male must be pursing female and

2. obviously trying to get some
3. girl must be in or on her way to blackout city
4. must score
5. takes place at a social setting (i.e. party, bar)
guy 1: yo check that girl over there, she just fell. She's prime for the scoop and score
by blue.eyed.winter January 14, 2010
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Scooped out

When someone is taken,used,drank and/or shot up way to much of any alcohol or drug. but particularly the drug “Water” that they no longer can function anywhere close to normal. They have no clue where they are or what they’re doing. They are no longer in our reality.

They’re scooped out!
Hey bro look at dude playing in traffic, he can’t even walk, He’s scooped out fr!
by Romeo2020 April 24, 2020
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scoop and shake

When you place your double chin under somebodies ballsack, and wiggle it like a bad mother cock licker.
I love to "scoop and shake" my papa!
My papa loves to "scoop and shake" me.
We love orgy's.
by dicklicker5000-eli June 11, 2014
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