Schlodged

When someone is in the middle completing something but they get utterly obliterated. It is an onomatopoeia for the property that slush has when you step on it.

Bob was in the middle of his final projected when he got schlodged by his professor.

by untab March 1, 2024

schlodge

The wet water that comes out of slush when you step on it.

The schlodge squirted out of the slush when I stepped on it.

by untab March 1, 2024

Schlode

A penis that has qualities of perfection. The girth of a chode; alongside the length of a shlong. You might find that people named Cooper Rutledge have a “Schlode”

Cooper Rutledge has the NICEST schlode!

by poopsiclesandcream March 21, 2024

Schmedit

Another way to say okay when responding to somebody. It is neither a negative or positive way to respond.

EX:
Thomas: I'm going to leave in around ten minutes.
You: Schmedit.
EX:
Johnothan: You should go to the other side of the backyard to see the blue jay better.
You: Schmedit.

by Bucketpotato April 11, 2024

Schmoicael

Can be good or bad. Sick/dope/gnarly. Trendy term for something that’s cool

Man, did you see the new kid? He’s got some schmoicael rizz.

by RizzySkibidiTerms November 28, 2024

Schmoicael

Sick/dope/skibidi. Can be good or bad, trendy name for something that’s cool

Man, did you meet the new kid. He’s got some schmoicael rizz

by RizzySkibidiTerms November 28, 2024

Schmid

To ejaculate in a condom. Coined after the late Julius Schmid, inventor of the modern condom.

"I really wanted to cum inside her but she made me use protection, so I had to Schmid instead."

by Unhandmygland December 9, 2024