I saw the face of god and it was weeping

When you see something so fucked up even god would weep if subjected to it

Friend 1: I just watched Shoujo Ramune
Friend 2: what’s that? I’m gonna search it up
Not that long after
Friend 2: I saw the face of god and it was weeping. What the fuck was that!?

by Yabeast10- March 22, 2025

Turd Saw

A tool used for chopping up a stubborn, oversized dung that refuses to flush. Coined by Mr D Theakstone circa 2023.

“Fuck me, that log is going nowhere. Gonna need to borrow next door’s turd saw”

by Flick-A-Turd May 7, 2023

never saw me before

laughing off a mistake or something that made you look like a fool.

- Do you want to go out with me?
- Umm... I'm gay..
-Oh yeah hehe .... Never saw me before ;))

by loutroye February 21, 2017

Frying Saw

The woman clutches the penis in her mouth and grates her incisors on the mans penis so make a sawing action, the penis then eventually falls off and then the woman then puts it into the man’s mouth and they repeat until the penis is just then shlong. then fry it and eat it in a sandwich

“Goddamn she be doing Frying Saw on me all night cuz my dick too hard””

by DaRastaPasta February 18, 2020

Band saw

A cutting tool.

Guy- The guy made me an offer I couldnt refuse, so I cut his arm off with my band saw and sold the meat. It wouldn't have made a good piece of furniture.

by Solid Mantis August 29, 2020

Saw the booty before the Beauty.

Having an intriguing demeanor that was not all it was cracked up to be but leads to quality of a person within.

Saw the Booty before the Beauty.

by anonymous February 7, 2022

SAW

Stand Ass Wipe: A method of wiping your ass while standing as apposed to sitting and leaning forward. Part of the DAT's (dirty ass techniques). Traditionally, this method is reserved mostly for the wealthy or individuals who have their crevasse sanitized by others. Occasionally necessary when defecating in the absence of a proper toilet as in nature or if you refuse to sit on a toilet seat. Requires help or proper balance and flexibility, hence considered dirty by most individuals.

A recent survey showed that many generation z'ers (Gen-Z the generation after millenials) use this method. Unclear why, presumably due to their parents cleaning up after them longer than is necessary. This generation has also been known to eat tide pods. This method may become more popular as toilet seat covers become more scarce.

Not to be confused with the LAW technique (LAW Laying Ass Wipe- reserved for infants and the morbidly obese who can't reach)

"Are you still with your boyfriend"? "No- Uh, I saw him SAW. His mom must still wipe his behind. I ain't doing that for him".

Prince to the royal wipers: "I'm ready for my SAW now".

"I still have to SAW my kid, otherwise they smear it all over the seat".

"OH CRAP, I need to SAW- the toilet is overflowing"

by NoSitA There March 26, 2020