Rule 140 

If it exists, it has a twitter account; This includes inanimate objects, pets, and general life forms that have no business communicating, let alone microblogging.

Fuck ya, my dog has a twitter account! Rule 140 man, Rule 140.

Rule 140 by Tristessa_27 November 30, 2009

rule 724

Twitch chat stabs you in the back whenever possible.

Streamer Dies
Twitch chat trolls
Stream gets mad
Chatter states: Rule 724

rule 724 by cooldude222222222 April 17, 2017

Rule 91 

If there is any kind of Anime or anything related to Anime there is at least one: Hentai, Yaoi or Yuri of it

Guy:1 Dude I swear I can find at least one Yaoi of Death Note
Guy:2 then you can say rule 91 applies to Death Note

Rule 91 by DJ Xtremist June 25, 2010

Rule 770 

In every among us lobby at least one person sucks.

Yellow: how do I vent

Rule 770

Rule 770 by elim440 January 11, 2021

Rule 9002 

If there's a rule, someone doesn't know it, will google it, will ask what it is, will be called a n00b, or will say that the person who cited it is a moron, idiot, or some other term of negativity.

Person 1: That pic is so Rule 34.
Person 2: what's Rule 34? (doesn't know, and asks what it is)
Person 1: If it exsists, there is porn of it.
Person 2: That's not true. I'll google it. (goes and googles it.)
Person 1: It is true, isn't it n00b.
Person2: jerk.

Rule 9002.

Rule 9002 by Korana February 2, 2009

rule 100 

Rule 100: There are already so many rules that no one needs to make any more of them.

"Ah, but rule 2401."

"why is that there??? rule 100, damnit!!!"

rule 100 by Pinky the Floyd September 23, 2009

Rule Number One 

To Whovians (or anyone who spends way too much time around one): THE DOCTOR LIES.
To everyone else: The first, often primary, rule in a list.

Whovian 1:Rule number one?
Large chorus of Whovians: THE DOCTOR LIES!
Non-Whovian: What the eff?.

Rule Number One by Mels 2 November 27, 2011