Ronaldoise

To outclass, out perform, and pretty much own someone/something; usually involving extreme humiliation for the Ronaldoised party.

Derives from Cristiano Ronaldo.

Five men ran at Chuck Norris wielding swords and knives. He utterly Ronaldoised them in under 4 seconds.

by Pigeon Lord May 30, 2008

The Ronald ray-gun

A sexual act in which one man takes an energy ray gun and shoots it up another mans tight harry asshole. This will produce an amazing orgasm causing the man to bust a load, but will also kill him in the process.

Elton john accidentally killed his boyfriend when he performed The Ronald ray-gun.

by bigdong30 April 6, 2009

ronaldiho

1)If God played soccer, it would be him.
2)The human incarnation of Jar Jar Binks.

Ronaldiho is going to win the champions league and the world cup because he is a badass motherfucker, but damn he is fugly.

by Helmuth von Moltke May 17, 2006

Ronaldinho

A ronaldo chopping genius who thinks he makes big bucks but really only has big teeth and a small dick so he can chew with his big teeth Ronaldinho in general is a guy that will jump from one woman to the next in a flash this is because he thinks he’s hard and has a small dick

Dam Ronaldinho is gay

by Saminman October 21, 2018

Ronald Bog

(v.) The act of inserting a straw like apparatus into one's anus, and sucking out diarrhea. Then proceeding to spit this diarrhea back into the anus owner's mouth. An extremely arousing sexual.

In order to spice up their sex life, the two men became one by preforming Ronald Bog

by Marcus Aurelius July 12, 2006

Ronald

The act of saying "How we doin!!" or "That Get-R?" or "We got a winner?" or "Whatcha know?"

He really pulled a ronald on that call.

by shansmom May 17, 2006

Ronaldinho

Overrated skill merchant who is more an image than a footballer. Kids or people with no football knowledge got him in top 10 while but he doesn't make top 30

"Ronaldinho is better than Zidane" - this sentence is one of the first signs of autism

by SmartManWithFootballKnowledge March 18, 2021